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爆笑文章：買胸罩

3月 28, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Tigerair Australia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia上週四感冒了，在家休息。上午打了一針屁股好疼，吃完午飯正在看電視，老婆來電話讓我去給她買胸罩（也就是bra）。  當時我腦袋裡一片空白，天啊！怎麼買啊！但是一向無敵的我怎能說不敢去買，反正不是週末路上人不多，我就去看看，附近有個大蔬果超市，肯定有，問完尺寸出發。  到了超市二層找Tiger Airways Australia Pty Ltd, operating as Tigerair Australia, is an Australian low-cost airline. It commenced services in the Australian domestic airline market on 23 ... 1 History 1.1 Competitors' reactions 2 Company affairs and identity 2.1 Ownershi...

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強迫遣散？新辦公室規定，立即生效！

3月 28, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Tigerair - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia【精選笑話】強迫遣散？新辦公室規定，立即生效！著裝準則:1) 建議根據你的收入水準著裝。2) 如果我們看到你穿著Prada鞋而且拿著Gucci包，我們認為你經濟上沒有問題所以不需要漲工資。3) 如果你穿得很破，你應該學習理財知識，從而買得起更好的衣服，也就不需要加薪了。4) 如果你穿著正合適，說明你Tiger Airways Singapore Pte Ltd, operating as Tigerair, is a low-cost airline headquartered in Singapore. It operates services to regional destinations in Southeast Asia, Australia, China and India from its main base at Singapore Changi Airport. It has it...

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採到鴨子的懲罰

3月 28, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Tigerair有三個女人喜歡爭奇鬥豔他們死到天堂後,天堂的管理員說:這裡沒啥限制,就是不能採到鴨子他們聽完後很高興,沒想到天堂都是鴨子過沒幾天,甲女不小心踩到鴨子,於是被送去跟醜男銬在一起過幾個月乙女也踩到鴨子,也被銬在一起三年過了,管理員出現在丙女面前,身旁帶者一個帥氣的男子丙女想說:是不是我在天堂表現太好了,Welcome to Tigerair the low-fare airline choice for Asia Regional airline serving Singapore, Australia and South-East Asian and Asia-Pacific destinations. Providing online bookings for flights, hotels, cars, accommodation and insurance....

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娘娘房裡的小太監

3月 29, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Qantas - Official Site有一天晚上，皇上突然駕到。這個小太監從未見過皇上，心裡非常害怕，急忙躲藏到娘娘床下。窗外一老太監見此心裡這個樂呀......！第二天，皇上走了，小太監也從床下爬了出來。老太監一把抓住小太監，問道：「昨夜娘娘房裡怎麼了？」小太監：「一更時皇上掉地上了！」老太監：「怎麼掉地上了？！」小太監：「娘娘喊『上Enjoy world class service on Qantas, Australia Pacific's Best Airline 2014 ... Search only for Classic Award availability on Qantas, Jetstar, and a wider range of Emirates, oneworld® alliance airlines and selected Qantas Frequent Flyer airline partners an...

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禁止寵物進入

3月 29, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Qantas | All inclusive airfares on Australia Pacific’s Best Airline前幾天去超市門口有『禁止寵物進入』的標誌一對情侶站在門口女：禁止寵物進入欸，那你不能進去喔～（頭靠在男的肩膀上）男：你才是被禁止進入的那個吧！！（手抬起來摸摸女的臉）我等在他們後面：囧這時候有個老太太，突然從我身後衝出來她推著籃子，手上牽著一隻狗她把狗繩拿到那對情侶前面：你們兩個誰不能進去的，可以幫It's about world class service, being on time and Australia's best loyalty program. Enjoy your next flight on Qantas, the spirit of Australia. ... Search only for Classic Award availability on Qantas, Jetstar, and a wider range of Emirates, oneworld® alli...

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智商是0的人

3月 29, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Tiger Airways, Tiger Airways Online Booking, Tiger Airways Flights & Air Tickets | MakeMyTrip India學生寢室裝電話以后，一段時間電話惡作劇盛行。一天，美女小C一個人在寢室里看書，突然電話鈴響，小C提起電話，「喂」了幾聲，對方卻始終沒回音。下午五點時，，類似的電話又打來了，這已經是當天的第五次了，小C再也忍耐不住：討厭！****！第二天中午，大家正在寢室吃飯，電話又來了，小C搶先提起來：***，你再Tiger Airways ticket booking available at lowest airfares. MakeMyTrip offers Tiger Airways cheap flights reservation in easy & simple steps. Find Tiger Airways flight schedule and airline status online. ... Set up in December 2003, Tiger Airways launched ...

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