timcook

職業殺手

6月 7, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Tim Cook - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某日一法官參加一個高爾夫球賽， 參賽時，法官與一位陌生男子同組比賽。 比著比著，兩人就聊起天了。 當兩人聊到彼此的職業時，法官就介紹自己的頭銜， 另一人則說：『不瞞你說，我的職業和你恰恰相反，我是一名職業殺手……。 不信？Timothy Donald "Tim" Cook (born November 1, 1960 in Mobile, Alabama[1]) is an American business executive, and is the CEO of Apple Inc.[2] Cook joined Apple in March 1998[3] as SVP of Worldwide Operations and also served as EVP of Worldwide Sales and Oper...

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心急的太太，她想要移除電腦程式

6月 10, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Apple - Press Info - Apple Leadership - Tim Cook致?科技高手及各大電腦公司：您好，去年我把「男友5.0 版」升級到「老公 1.0 版」之後，發現系統的整體效能變差了，尤其是「送花」及「送珠寶」功能，這兩個功能，本來在「男友5.0 」軟體裡一點問題也沒有。此外，「老公1.0 」也把原來好用的軟體殺掉了，例如「羅曼蒂克 9.5」及「關懷 6.5 」，Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple and serves on its Board of Directors. Before being named CEO in August 2011, Tim was Apple's Chief Operating Officer and was responsible for all of the company’s worldwide sales and operations, including end-to-end management ...

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7 個人，6 個王八蛋

6月 10, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Tim Cook Design + Illustration7 個人，6 個王八蛋到外地出差，當地的同事熱情好客，當晚便在一特色酒店的包間設宴接風。 幾個人落座後便不停的聊天，一個人在點菜。點好了，徵求大夥兒意見：「菜點好了，有沒有要加的？」這種情況，我們在北京一般是讓小姐把點過的菜名兒報一遍。於是一位北京的哥們兒說：「小姐，報報。」小姐看了他一眼The portfolio of Tim Cook, a designer, illustrator and printmaker from Nashville, TN. Work About print shop Menu Work About print shop prev / next Back to Work 0 Surfer Blood/ Misfruits 0 nostalgia 0 Are We There Yet? 0 Native: The Color Issue...

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當哈利波特遇上火影忍者

6月 7, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Tim Cook Biography - Facts, Birthday, Life Story - Biography.com有一天哈利、榮恩、妙麗三人練習現影術時不小心瞬到了木葉忍者村。正當他們不知如何是好時，迎面走來了三個人。是忍者學校的頭痛三人組。哈利：「你們看，那三人跟我們好像！」鳴人：「像三小？」哈利：「我們都是三人組的死黨，而且兩男一女。」鳴人：「哪裡像了？我肚上有九尾的印記，而且童年過的很悲慘。」哈利：「幹，Tim Cook took over for Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO in August 2011. Prior to that, he served as the company's chief operating officer. Learn more at Biography.com....

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研究研究

6月 7, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Timothy Cook - Forbes - Information for the World's Business Leaders - Forbes.com有一次我去辦事, 那人跟我說..這個我要研究研究..於是我下次又去, 他還是那句老話, 我研究研究仔細一想, 喔..原來他要煙跟酒, 不早說.於是下次帶了煙跟酒去, 本以為這次沒問題了.沒想到他老兄又說了:這個你下次 '提前來辦理'於是我下次只好乖乖提著'錢'去辦理了....一位老太婆去看醫生，看完There are nearly 7.2 billion people on the planet. These are the 72 that matter the most. ... "Fat China" Author Sizes Up Taiwan's Success In China's Food Market, Rising M&A If history is a guide, the new 2014 Taiwan Rich List due this week will include f...

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微積分課

6月 7, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Runner-Up: Tim Cook, the Technologist | TIME.com上微積分課的時候，教授提到了久未用到積分，我看著滿滿的黑板趕緊抄筆記喔！頭也不抬的一直抄…突然教授問道 ：「先積甚麼！？」頭一抬，眼一喵…嗯…不會…抄筆記要緊……繼續抄我的筆記……也沒人回Tim Cook has the decidedly nontrivial distinction of being the first CEO of Apple since the very first to come to power without blood on his hands. For most of its history, Apple has had a succession problem: it had no internal mechanism for transferring ...

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