timcook

女鬼橋

7月 18, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Tim Cook - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia在中部某山上某私立某海大學......在外文學院與男生宿舍之間......有一座~女鬼橋~......相傳，只要在午夜十二點時......在過橋後，爬階梯時......若是邊爬邊數階梯而數至某特定數字時......猛一回頭(切記：一定要猛一 回頭)......就會看見一位......長頭髮，白衣服.Timothy Donald "Tim" Cook (born November 1, 1960 in Mobile, Alabama[1]) is an American business executive, and is the CEO of Apple Inc.[2] Cook joined Apple in March 1998[3] as SVP of Worldwide Operations and also served as EVP of Worldwide Sales and Oper...

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冒出個兒子

7月 18, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Apple - Press Info - Apple Leadership - Tim Cook一位年輕人坐火車時將東西放在旁邊座位上，就閉目養神了。不久一位婦人問：「請問這裡有人坐嗎？」他睜開眼瞄了婦人一眼，懶懶地說：「有人坐了。」就繼續閉目養神了。一會兒又有人問：「這裡有人坐嗎？」他睜眼見到是一位妙齡少女，趕緊回答：「沒人坐！沒人坐！」婦人見此情景大聲責問：「你剛才不是說有人坐嗎？」年輕人Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple and serves on its Board of Directors. Before being named CEO in August 2011, Tim was Apple's Chief Operating Officer and was responsible for all of the company’s worldwide sales and operations, including end-to-end management ...

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剛剛又蠢了

7月 18, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Tim Cook Design + Illustration一個好朋友過幾天要結婚了正在為了要包多少而煩惱,我弟就跟我說"你問問看其他人要包多少你就包多少咩~"這真是個好主意 , 所以我立刻上MSN問人(點兩下 "雀躍的心情~" )我 ： "^_^"雀躍的心情~ ： "^_^"我 ： "欸你要包多少啊？"雀躍的心情~ ： "我~？ 我不包啊！"我 ： "o_The portfolio of Tim Cook, a designer, illustrator and printmaker from Nashville, TN. Work About print shop Menu Work About print shop prev / next Back to Work 0 Surfer Blood/ Misfruits 0 nostalgia 0 Are We There Yet? 0 Native: The Color Issue...

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無言的相親

7月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Tim Cook Biography - Facts, Birthday, Life Story - Biography.com今天在NY Bagle工作剛剛恍神休息一下，沒想到聽到隔壁桌的對話滿臉坑疤阿宅 v.s 正妹輕熟女OL兩個人交換了名片後，就開始一連串無言的對談XD收錄如下~Part 1女：你玩遊戲嗎?男：玩阿，殺online女：那是啥?男：你不要走~~ (帶動作)女：囧......................Tim Cook took over for Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO in August 2011. Prior to that, he served as the company's chief operating officer. Learn more at Biography.com....

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請同事吃飯

7月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Timothy Cook - Forbes - Information for the World's Business Leaders - Forbes.com丈夫：親愛的，明晚我要請一位同事來吃晚飯。 妻子：什麼?!你瘋了嗎?房子已經很久沒有打掃過了，我也很久沒有去超市買東西了，家裏的三十個碟子都還沒有洗，我也不願意下廚房去做點什麼像樣的晚餐! 丈夫：我知道，親愛的。 妻子：那你幹嘛還請同事來吃飯? 丈夫：因為那個傻小子居然滿腦子想著要結婚。There are nearly 7.2 billion people on the planet. These are the 72 that matter the most. ... "Fat China" Author Sizes Up Taiwan's Success In China's Food Market, Rising M&A If history is a guide, the new 2014 Taiwan Rich List due this week will include f...

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上帝的生魚片

7月 18, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Runner-Up: Tim Cook, the Technologist | TIME.com話說上帝是個很喜歡吃生魚片的人，喔不說錯了，是神。他的廚子每天都要為他精心準備好吃的沾醬配合生魚片吃，但是不管如何精心的調配，上帝還是最喜歡吃醬油沾芥末的原始風味。但為了不讓上帝每天吃得厭煩，廚子跟上帝設計了一套一星期的行程，星期一到日都有不同的沾醬風味，而其中，星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。今天，Tim Cook has the decidedly nontrivial distinction of being the first CEO of Apple since the very first to come to power without blood on his hands. For most of its history, Apple has had a succession problem: it had no internal mechanism for transferring ...

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