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面對小孩無理索求時的必殺技

5月 31, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Woody Allen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我老子 ~ 對付我的方法時光倒回N年前，我 4 歲，老爸 33 歲「把拔～我要吃冰棒」父：不行，沒營養「我要吃!!!」父：別在街上吵，很難看「我要吃我要吃!!!!!!」中間哭鬧了5分鐘吧裫，其實在熱鬧的街上，拖著一個小鬼...吵死人的小鬼...是很丟臉的，今天換做是我一定會發火，但我老爸可是"真‧強Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg,[1] December 1, 1935) is an American actor, director, screenwriter, comedian, musician and playwright whose career spans more than 50 years. He worked as a comedy writer in the 1950s, writing jokes and scripts fo...

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今天的天氣

5月 31, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Daylight Saving Time - Saving Time, Saving Energy有個考古學家到非洲考古第一天遇到一個土人 土人對他說 今天會下雨考古學家給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝第二天土人又跑來說 今天是陰天考古學家又給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝就這樣連續了一個禮拜第七天土來跑來說 我今天沒辦法報天氣給你知道了考古學家還是給了他一個金幣跟他說謝謝並且問土人說 為什麼你可以那麼準確的預Spring Forward...Fall Back! A brief history of Daylight Saving Time in the United States ... There's an excellent history of time-keeping at Walk Through Time - The Evolution of Time Measurement through the Ages Thanks for all your e-mail!...

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我請你吃肯德基

5月 31, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Time travel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia手機運營商電話服務很多人說我們服務態度不好，可能全怪我們嗎？老被亂七八糟的客戶胡攪蠻纏，脾氣再好也撐不住。那些人，重的，對你破口大罵，問候人體器官和你父母；輕的，也讓人哭笑不得。上次碰到一個傢伙，被停機了，電話打不出去，所以也沒法知道這張卡的號碼。他打進電話來訴苦，我跟他說：「SIM卡背後有一串數字Time travel is the concept of moving between different points in time in a manner analogous to moving between different points in space, generally using a theoretical invention known as a "time machine". Time travel is a recognized concept in philosophy a...

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英特爾原裝螺絲

5月 31, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Lyrics, albums, songs, artists and more music | LetsSingIt英特爾原裝螺絲 電腦安裝技術服務 說起對付「刮三」的客戶，我同事倒有一個經典故事。當年他送電腦上門，順便幫客戶裝常用軟件，被這位客戶看到，閒閒地問：「你有好多軟件嘛，裝一個要多少錢啊？」 同事隨口答：「不用錢的，免費幫你裝好。」 客戶一聽，雙眼立馬放光：「免費的？那好，你給我每樣裝一個，我統統都要！Searchable collection of lyrics, organized by artist name....

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回味愛情

5月 31, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Lyrics, Song Lyrics - LyricsMode.com男人：初相識：她真美，如同天使。戀愛時：她是世界上最好的姑娘，我一定要娶她！結婚1年：我的老婆還不錯，稱得上是賢內助，只不過有些小毛病，偶爾也耍耍脾氣結婚5年：她開始變得越來越俗不可耐，越來越蠻不講理。結婚10年：她是世界上最醜最不近人情最不講道理的女人，當初我怎麼會娶她？結婚20年：不計較那些缺點It's the classic human condition of wanting what you can't or shouldn't have. He has inflamed her insecurities by leaving. Her rational side say's good riddens, but her emotional side says why doesn't he want me? What' s wrong with me. So each time he com...

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看笑話學智慧

5月 31, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Lyrics錢沒問題 是比較出問題... 一則寓言故事說，有一天，神對人說：「我喜歡你，我要獎賞你，我要讓你許一個願，隨便你想要什麼都會實現。」 「真的嗎？」人開心的問。 「真的，不過不管你許什麼願，你的鄰居都會得到雙份。」意思是說，如果這人要一座金山，鄰居會得到兩座；如果他要一打Search through a massive collection of song lyrics! ... 5 Seconds Of Summer 5 Seconds Of Summer Mandatory Fun Weird Al Yankovic In the Lonely Hour Sam Smith Nobody's Smiling Common The Resistance: Rise Of The Runaways...

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