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6月 24, 2013

林若綠

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Internet Movie Database: TimelineＡ：請問XXX在嗎？？ Ｂ：對不起，請你大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(更大聲) Ｂ：對不起，請你再大聲一點... Ａ：請問XXX在嗎？？(超大聲) Ｂ：很抱歉，好像有點干擾耶...你能不能再大聲一點我真的聽不到..... Ａ：請問Directed by Richard Donner. With Paul Walker, Frances O'Connor, Gerard Butler, Billy Connolly. A group of archaeological students become trapped in the past when they go there to retrieve their professor. The group must survive in 14th century France long...

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婚姻 vs. 股市 博君一笑

6月 24, 2013

何海丹

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The Movie Timeline婚姻 vs. 股市 (博君一笑)婚姻 vs. 股市※ 結婚生子叫「配股」※ 嫁到有錢老公後立刻離婚叫「獲利了結」※ 嫁到沒錢老公後立刻離婚叫「停損殺出」 ※ 嫁到大男人主義老公喜怒由他叫「主力」老婆叫「散戶」※ 嫁年輕老公叫「高檔套牢」※ 嫁年邁富翁叫「低檔承接」※ 選擇對象叫「選股」※ Today in movie history... 1865: 5th July: The United States Secret Service is formed. (Washington, D.C. - The Sentinel) 1896: 5th July: Bill Doolin escapes from jail. (Oklahoma - The Cimarron Kid) 1921: Tuesday 5th July: The "Black Sox" are accused of thr...

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車子壞了

6月 24, 2013

蔡爾容

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Movie timeline - Transformers Wiki小明開著自己的車子和妻子去蜜月旅行，結果在半路上車子引擎突然熄火，小明修理半天，車子還是不會動。看著小明滿頭大汗，妻子安慰他說：「前面不遠的地方有間汽車旅館，我們先去那邊住一晚，明天早上起來，車子就 會自己好的，不用擔心。」小明說：「那是還沒結婚之前的事，這一次車子是真的壞掉了！」 我要影As was bound to be a great peril when multiple licensees were producing unrelated pieces of fiction, the timeline of the live-action film series is rife with contradictory stories, some minor that a talented writer could overcome if he so chose, and some ...

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麻辣粉絲煲

6月 24, 2013

謝半松

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RACE - Timeline movie - RACE - Are We So Different? A Project of the American Anthropo有人很喜歡“麻辣粉絲煲”這道菜。有一次他上飯館，又點了這道菜。但侍者告訴他，這道菜已經賣完了。「真的賣完了嗎？」他很失望地問。「先生，真的賣完了。最後一份賣給那桌的先生了。」侍者回答道。那人順著侍者的指點，看見有個很體面的紳士坐在鄰座。紳士的飯菜已經吃得差不多了，但那份&ldHow did the idea of race begin in America? The Story of Race video provides an overview of how prevailing ideas in science, government and culture intersected throughout history to shape our concept of race today. After you've watched the video, click "Me...

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榨汁比賽

6月 24, 2013

陳新白

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Timeline - X-Men Movies Wiki某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您3000 B.C. Apocalypse (as En Sabah Nur) telekinetically assembles the pyramids in Ancient Egypt... ... Original Timeline January 27 Mystique assassinates Bolivar Trask in Paris. [1] Trask Industries unveils the Sentinels Program. [7] Sentinel: Mark I are c...

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拒絕的理由

6月 24, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

How To Make Your Own Facebook Timeline Movie [Quicktip] - Hongkiat男：妳頭髮的顏色真是美。 女：謝謝。你可以在轉角的西藥房內的第三陳列架找到方法？ 男：妳看起來像個美夢。 女：那就快回去睡覺？ 男：我可以感覺到妳要我。 女：沒錯，我要你．．．馬上滾。 男：我可以和你妳最後一支舞嗎？ 女：我腳剛剛Facebook Timeline changes how you present your life-story on the Web; some treat it like an online diary while others can create a simple yet beautiful collage ... Facebook Timeline changes how you present your life-story on the Web; some treat it like an...

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