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預測天氣的最新儀器

9月 5, 2013

張千梅

kuso

timing belt,power transmission belt,feeder belt,Industrial timing belt,Neoprene timing belt我去參觀氣象站，看到許多預測天氣的最新儀器。參觀完畢，我問站長：「你說有百分之七十五的機會下雨時，是怎樣計算出來的？」站長不必多想便答道：「那就是說，我們這裏有四個人，其中三個認為會下雨。」侄兒是郵差，有次到一家住宅送信，一條狗迎面跑來不停地向他狂吠。那家人不在家，隔壁的婦人打開窗戶喊道：「想知道怎Leading manufacturer of timing belt, Industrial timing belt, power transmission belt, Neoprene timing belt, PU timing belt, pull down belt, feeder belt for industrial applications./ ... Rubber Timing Belts · Double sided Timing Belts · Rubber Open end Tim...

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經典課堂笑話

9月 5, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Timing Belt Replacement - Auto Repair and Maintenance Estimates | Auto Shop and Mechanic第一個:高中時全校必須穿校服，有一復讀的學生從來都不穿。管這方面的老師天天蹲在門口檢查。一日，老師看到此同學沒穿校服，問其為什麼不穿。此同學大怒，曰：我媽又沒死，為什麼要穿孝服？第二個:一個美術老師小有名氣，某報上有較大篇幅報道，並附照片，於是在課上自吹：“最近總有同學和我說，老師你真行The rubber timing belt connects the camshaft to the crankshaft of the engine. This rubber belt wears and deteriorates over time, requiring replacement. ... What should I expect to pay for parts to have the timing belt replaced along with the water pump, c...

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神經病在唱歌

9月 5, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Timing belt (camshaft) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個神經病在床上唱著歌～～ 唱著唱著, 就翻了個身趴在枕頭上繼續唱.....主治醫生問他：[唱就唱啊!!翻身幹嘛???????? ] 。。。。。。神經病說： [ 笨哪～A面唱完....當然要換B面啊 .]A timing belt, timing chain or cam belt is a part of an internal combustion engine that synchronizes the rotation of the crankshaft and the camshaft(s) so that the engine's valves open and close at the proper times during each cylinder's intake and exhaus...

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死鬼老公的E-mail

9月 5, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Timing belt - Automotive illustrated glossary死鬼老公的E-mail在台北的一對夫妻，計劃利用春假到墾丁渡假。老公因為公務出勤，先行南下高雄，公務結束，就在附近訂房，等老婆前來。老公一住進旅館，便用Notebook，寄了封E-mail給太太粗心的老公在收件人住址欄少打了一個字母這封電子信陰錯陽差的， 送到一位剛為他先生辦完喪禮的婦人的電子信箱裡What is a timing belt, how to find out if your car has a timing belt, when it needs to be replaced and what happens if the timing belt breaks...

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LOVE 是甚麼

9月 5, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Timing Belt - Auto Repair and Maintenance Estimates | Auto Shop and Mechanic一日，獨立自信的女人越過沙漠和曠野，來到上帝面前，問：「主啊！甚麼是『愛』？」作嬉皮士打扮的上帝，輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說：「愛，就是LOVE。」女人又問：「LOVE 是甚麼？」上帝說：「LOVE 就是 L-O-V-E。 L 是指 Laughter(歡笑)，與愛人一起，如果不快樂的話，又怎算是愛？ OThe rubber timing belt connects the camshaft to the crankshaft of the engine. It helps the crankshaft drive the camshaft. ... How extensive is the replacement of the pully for the fan belt or the timing belt? What causes the pully to loosen or become out ...

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印堂發黑

9月 5, 2013

何憶青

kuso

timing belt | eBay - Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | e有一個上班族。 有一天出門上班的時候，他在街上看到一個老太太。 很奇怪的，老太太的印堂居然發黑，上班族覺得很好奇，就跟著老太太後面。 沒想到老太太在過馬路的時候，被砂石車撞死了第二天，上班族又出門上班了。這次他在捷運站裡面看到一個面色蒼白的中年人， 印堂也跟老太太一樣發黑。上班族跟著中年人進了電車，Find great deals on eBay for timing belt timing belt pulley. Shop with confidence. ... This is the median price based on sales of this product in the same condition from all listings on ebay.com in the past 14 days, or if there are any insufficient number...

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