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5月 10, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Tiny Farm Blog - Daily photo-journal of organic market gardening: growing local food with two acres 我的手機是NOKIA的，接收簡訊的時候都會響一下，這點很糟糕，尤其是考試的時候。期末考試前夕，好多人都胸有成竹的，我當然知道他們都不擔心，因為他們的手機不是松下GD92的、就是摩托羅拉T189的，簡訊可以把它變成振動，不會發出聲響，接受簡訊神不知鬼不覺。所謂人算不如天算，考試那天，我們班的考場被老師Daily photo journal of work on a small-scale certified organic vegetable farm growing for the local food market....

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神父不違背說謊

5月 10, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

About the farming... - Tiny Farm Blog一個華麗的婦人剛從瑞士回國。她發覺她身旁坐著一位很親切的神父，她問："對不起，神父，可以要求你幫個忙 嗎？"當然可以，孩子。我可以做什麼？"是這樣的，我買了一部先進的除毛器，十分的昂貴。而且我的行李已經達到最高的稅限，我怕海關人員會充公我這東西。你可以幫我藏入你的袍子裡面嗎？"當然可以，孩子。可是你About the farming… This page is missing 2009-2010, a pair of ultimately crazy, disruptive years. They’re…coming up! (Mar. 2011) Tiny Farm Blog is one day to the next on a small organic farm… Starting with zero farm and garden experience near the end of 20...

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把槍撿起來

5月 10, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

The Teeny Tiny Farm: Virginia Traveling Petting Zoo & Pony Rides一位手持雙槍的蕩婦，衝進一家酒店用槍指著老闆說：拿六瓶威士忌給我 ，還有所有的鈔票，然後帶我到後面房間去做愛做的事！老闆乖乖地把威士忌和錢交給她，並帶她到後面房間去做愛做的事，槍仍對準他的腦袋但當達到高潮時，蕩婦便把槍摔在地上！老闆停了一會兒說道：女士，請妳把槍撿起來吧 ! 我太太隨時會進來的&nbThe Teeny Tiny Farm is a Mobile Petting Zoo which offers pony rides & miniature animals for birthdays, events & more in Virginia - Book Us Online Today! ... Our Mission Statement: - To provide the highest quality, professional, educational and beautiful f...

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酷刑

5月 10, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Tiny Hill Farm | Nigerian Dwarf Dairy Goats, Organic Eggs and Veggies一位登山客在山中迷了路就再快要餓死之際終於看見前方出現了一棟木屋他使盡吃奶的力氣上前敲門出來應門的是一位老頭登山客要求老頭給他借住一晚並且吃一頓好吃的老頭答應了,但有個條件,就是不准碰他女兒,否則將接受世界三大酷刑 之處罰登山客心想 我都餓得快受不了,就算他女兒美若天仙我也沒那力氣於是接受了條件當晚Things have been very busy here at Tiny Hill Farm, so we apologize for the lack of updates. Our goat kidding season is winding down for the year. So far nine of our Nigerian dwarf dairy goats have kidded this year, and if we are lucky we may have one more...

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給爸爸的信

5月 10, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Tiny Farm Gear - Tools, tips & techniques for home & market gardens一個父親經過兒子的房間,發現門打開著有點不對,一向雜亂無章,但今天整整齊齊,床單也鋪直了。走進去,他看到床的中間擺著一封信,上面寫:[致爸爸]。用發抖著的手,他把信封打開,[親愛的爸爸,我抱著沉重又悲哀的心情寫這封信,首先.我要感謝您,這十五年來的養育之恩,我是一生也不會忘記,我是迫不的已,才和阿雯The Valley Oak wheel hoe is a fine one! I’ve owned one, a rubber wheel model, for around five seasons, haven’t broken the original blade, or anything else! From the company site: “This high-quality wheel hoe is designed and manufactured by an organic vege...

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比爾和山姆 Bill Sam [幽默小品]

5月 10, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Super cute baby goats for sale! | Tiny Hill Farm比爾和山姆 (Bill & Sam) [幽默小品](中文由老編西歪翻譯)Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss We have a few more baby goats for sale. Check them out under the “Available Wethers” page. Milk and eggs are also available. Just come by and check the cooler, or contact us for special orders. Thank you! Here’s a picture of “three wethers and a manatee”....

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