top ten songs

電腦設備笑話

6月 24, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Best new indie rock music songs, albums, bands, artists and festivals | Top Ten Songs螢幕 說：我好慘阿， 每天給人看。 鍵盤 說：我更慘呢， 每天給人打。 滑鼠 說：我才慘呢， 每天給人摸。 主機 說：我更慘嘛？我每天給人按肚臍眼。 光碟機 說：我好慘，每天給人插。 軟碟機 說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。 ＵＳＢ隨身碟 ：IRC Popular Playlists-Best New Releases 2012 - Top Ten Songs 2011 - Top Ten Songs 2010- 2009 Indie Rock Songs IRC listeners determine the Top Ten Songs chart playlists based on which songs are streamed and downloaded the most from posts and playlists ......

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世界上最大威力的一句話

6月 24, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Music: Top 100 Songs | Billboard Hot 100 Chart[一般] 世界上最大威力的一句話 60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 ?什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。This week's most popular songs across all genres, ranked by radio airplay audience impressions as measured by Nielsen Music, sales data as compiled by Nielsen Music and streaming activity data provided by online music sources...

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神父笑話合集

6月 24, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

The Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love | Catsandbeer.com有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢Yeah man, I’m white and I get where you’re coming from on a few of these…But this really should be categorized as "Songs that douchebags (who are often white) love." And come on – even douchebags don’t like "Whoomp there it is." Truth be told, 10-7 are .....

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三隻小豬

6月 24, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

The Top Ten: The Top Ten Songs That Discuss Abusive Relationships - Radio Laurier從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的Hey Guys! Sorry for the delay of this post, midterm season has really gotten the worst of me. But better late then never as I am here and ready to post! Last Thursday, I thought it would be fascinating and informative to do a ‘Top Ten’ theme in relation t...

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polo隊長

6月 24, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Top Ten Positive Songs ~ Let's start the conversation on Positive Music! | Positive Imperative有一個人去逛街，看到某個地攤賣得都是polo的衣服，他看一看覺得還不錯，就問老闆：「這是真的還是假的。」老闆：「當然是真的。」那人在衣服堆中翻半天，發現一件衣服上的mark是把球棍舉起的，他就問老闆，老闆回說：「那是隊長啦！是我特地去工廠找的耶！一百件中才有一件喔！」筱雅是一個人見人愛的國小一年級學Context gives meaning to this list of top ten positive songs, as I'm sure we will be building many different positive song lists with different criterion such as top ten positive friendship songs, top ten positive dance songs, top ten positive hits, top t...

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幼年情景歷歷在目

6月 24, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Top 10 Love Songs That Are Easy to Sing | Ruth Gerson中年夫婦談起兩個兒子長得真快，幼年情景歷歷在目。然後他們聽到浴室裏的幼子沖完了淋浴，傳來洗臉盆的流水聲。妻子說：“你聽，還在玩水呢，就像小時候一樣，到底還是小孩子。”兒子步出浴室時，他父親問：“你剛才在玩水吧？”“不，”他答：&It can be challenging to find romantic songs to sing that are easy to sing. However, winning over the hearts of those you love through poetry and song is ancient and we wouldn't have a population problem if so many hearts had not been sent a patter by a g...

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