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刺青後變胖的下場

3月 18, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Quantum-Touch: The Power to Heal - Home有人刺了一朵玫瑰，後來他變胖圖案被撐大有一天朋友問他說： 你為什麼要在身上刺一顆高麗菜？ Quantum-Touch Workshops If you are ready to learn Quantum-Touch, the most in-depth way to explore QT is through a Live workshop. Get started with the Quantum-Touch Level I Workshop: where students learn how to use life-force energy facilitate healing of ....

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為什麼有一堆蒼蠅…？

3月 18, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

touch - definition of touch by The Free Dictionary小美的身邊，總是一堆男生繞著她轉。有一天小美不耐煩了，跟小明抱怨：「討厭！為什麼我身邊總是有一堆蒼蠅？」小明：「不知道ㄝ～～可能是因為妳長得像糞吧？」touch (tŭch) v. touched, touch·ing, touch·es v.tr. 1. To cause or permit a part of the body, especially the hand or fingers, to come in contact with so as to feel: reached out and touched the smooth stone. 2. a. To bring something into light contact with:...

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可怕陰陽眼

3月 18, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

The Doors - Touch Me - YouTube場景：某大學。 時間：某晚。一位學長，要騎車載一個有陰陽眼的學妹回家…一開始學長警告學妹：「等一下不管看到啥，都別告訴我！」過一會兒，他們經過墓地。學妹大叫了一聲，並拉學長的衣服……學妹說：「學…學…學長…」學長叫道Smother Bros. Comedy Hour Performance Taped: December 6th, 1968 Aired: December 15th Saxophone: Curtis Amy String & Horn sections: Nelson Riddle Orchestra Story about Robbie's black eye is either: 1) He got into a fight with Jim 2) A car accident 3) A guy...

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^_^

3月 14, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Hollywood.com - Best of Movies, TV, and Celebrities一天，殯儀館送來了三個人，說也奇怪，他們死後的笑容都是^_^ 殯儀館管理員很納悶的問警察： 「為什麼他們死後的臉竟然會是^_^呢？」 警察說： 「這...說來話長...你看左邊那個人，他是跟她老婆在共度春宵時，在最激情的那一刻......受不了......掛了」 管理員就回答說： 「唉～願在花下死，Hollywood.com, your source for fun in Hollywood. We break down the best movies, celebrity trivia, and where your favorite child stars are now! ... Aimee Curran 20 Things You Didn't Know About Clueless Ana Luisa Suarez See The Cast of 'Twilight': Then and ...

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老媽的需求

3月 18, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Touch Code Magazine - | Touch Code Magazine老媽的需求(極有趣) 三個離家闖天下的兒子聚在一起， 討論各自送給老媽的禮物。 大兒子說：『我為媽媽蓋了一棟大房子。』 二兒子說：『我送給她一輛賓士，還附司機。』 三兒子說：『我一定會打敗你們了， 你們知道媽媽非常喜歡讀聖經，你們也應該知道I like UIView.animateWithDuration:animations:... (and its variations). It has its shortcomings but on the whole I just love the fact that I need one line of code to create a cool animation in Swift. In fact UIView.animateWithDuration:animations: is so eas...

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租房之恐怖故事

3月 18, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Love and Sex Advice - Sex Moves, Love Life, Relationships, and Dating - Cosmopolitan我曾由於某種原因，租過一套房子。這套房子的租金低的讓人不敢相信，但是我住進去之後，發現周圍的人總是用一種異樣的眼光看著我，而且還在我背後指指點點。我非常的奇怪，終於有一天我拉住了看門的老頭，非要他告訴我真相。他對我說：在我住進來之前，這裏住了一對情人。他們一直很好，但是有一天不知道因為什麼事情她們大Get advice from the experts at Cosmo about sex, relationships, dating, how to meet men, and what guys want. ... "She didn't even know we were married. She couldn't believe it. I promised her I would take care of her and now here we are." By Frank Kobola...

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