toy story of terror

美容科的笑話

6月 24, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Amazon.com: Toy Story of Terror (Blu-ray): Tim Allen, Carl Weathers, Tom Hanks, Stephen Tobolowsky, 這是我們老師說的,在我們新生入學時說過:各位同學,很開心你們能進XX高職,老師在那之前跟你們說一件事,很重要(凝重眼神)(同學也被嚇到了,認真聽)我之前帶過一個美容科的學姐她因為要搭校車,可是那天剛好有點延誤下課時間於是她很趕,結果一上校車就先站著,結果......公車那一天突然緊急煞車,結果...Disney Pixar proudly presents a wacky new tale featuring all your favorite characters from the Toy Story films. Join Woody, Buzz, Jessie and their pals in a frighteningly fun animated adventure. What starts out as an exciting road trip for the Toy Story g...

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一個借作業給別人抄的最充分理由

6月 24, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Toy Story of Terror (TV Short 2013) - IMDb今天，我把作業借給別人抄了，萬沒料到，不幸的事發生了.嗚嗚......那個抄我作業的白癡把我的作業本給弄丟了！老師要求我給一個能讓她放過我的最充分的理由。下面就是我的標準答案: 我不借給他， 他就會做不完； 做不完， 他就會被老師罵； 被老師罵，&nDirected by Angus MacLane. With Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Carl Weathers. Woody and the gang are held up at a roadside motel and members of the group start to disappear from everywhere. Woody and set about getting to the bottom of the mystery....

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爆笑天兵

6月 24, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Toy Story of Terror! - Pixar Wiki - Disney Pixar Animation Studios爆笑天兵排長問甲兵：「你是不想活了是吧！我在值星你跟我耍大牌，很好，給我一個合理的理由，不然就要倒大楣了！我操！」甲兵：「報告排長....因為招不到計程車所以用走的回來。」排長：「很好！你明天到操場給我走一天的路！」乙丙兩兵嚇的發軟…排長問乙兵：「那你呢？烏龜先生…」乙兵Toy Story of Terror! is a Halloween TV special that is based on the Toy Story films. It aired on... ... A DVD version was released at Sainbury's stores exclusively in the UK on February 17, 2014. [24] Toy Story of Terror! was released on Blu Ray and DVD o...

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戈巴契夫到印度訪問

6月 24, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Toy Story - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一次，蘇俄總書記戈巴契夫到印度訪問，印度總理甘地和甘地夫人相當熱情的歡迎戈巴契夫夫婦，帶領他們到處遊覽印度各個市集和鄉間。由於印度位居亞熱帶地區，人們生活水準不高，沒想到一出門到處都有市民隨地大小便，相當的不雅觀，另甘地夫婦相當的難堪！後來戈巴契夫夫人就吃吃的笑說：ㄞ沒想到印度這麼民主，蠻開放的嘛Toy Story is a 1995 American computer-animated buddy-comedy adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by John Lasseter, Toy Story was the first feature-length computer-animated film and the first the...

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博士和民工的區別

6月 24, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Toy Story - Official Site聯合利華公司引進了一條香皂包裝生產線，結果發現這條生產線有個缺陷：常常會有盒子內沒有裝入香皂。總不能把空盒子賣給顧客啊，他們只得請了一個學自動化的博士設計一個方案來分揀空的香皂盒。博士拉起了一個十幾人的科研公關小組，綜合採用了機械、微電子、自動化、X光探測等技術，花了幾十萬，成功解決了問題。每當生產Visit the official Toy Story website to play games, find activities, browse movies, watch video, browse photo galleries, buy merchandise and more! ... Toy Story Toons - Small Fry Disney•Pixar When Buzz Lightyear is left behind at a fast food restaurant Wo...

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黑道小孩的請假單

6月 24, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Toy Story 3 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia親愛的王老師： 你好~！我想請假，本來我是不想的，但是爸爸昨天收保護費被人砍了，今天找不到人手，於是叫我去湊個數。王老師請您放心，我不會被人拿刀砍的。雖然我才上二年級，但是去年我已經和隔壁班的小強打過一架，他那時候是五年級，最後他被我打的拖進醫院縫了八針，住了1個禮拜的醫院，那時候我還是手Toy Story 3 is a 2010 American 3D computer-animated comedy-drama film, and the third installment in the Toy Story series.[2] It was produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by Lee Unkrich, the screenplay was writt...

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