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誰的臉皮厚

6月 21, 2013

何新冬

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Toy Story - Official Site誰的臉皮厚 譚小姐：「你知道世界上最尖的東西是什麼嗎？」林先生：「不知道。」譚小姐：「那就是你的鬍子呀！你的臉皮那麼厚，可它們還是破皮而出。」林先生：「你知道世界上什麼東西最厚嗎？」譚小姐：「不知道。」林先生：「那就是你們女人的臉皮呀，鬍子那麼尖，可它在你們女人的臉皮下就是長不出來。」Visit the official Toy Story website to play games, find activities, browse movies, watch video, browse photo galleries, buy merchandise and more! ... Toy Story Toons - Small Fry Disney•Pixar When Buzz Lightyear is left behind at a fast food restaurant Wo...

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老公考試卷

6月 21, 2013

范姜慕秋

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Toy Story - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中國女生錄取老公試卷?本試卷?全國女生招錄老公統一考試試卷，各省(自治區、直轄市，計劃單列市，不含港、澳、臺地區)均須使用此卷，不得自行命題。 這一條我就有意見了，為什麼台灣同胞不能參加啊？你說說看啊～?由於法律未規定同性婚姻合法，故報名參加考試者均須?男性。若女性報名，須於開始考試前，到Toy Story is a 1995 American computer-animated buddy-comedy adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by John Lasseter, Toy Story was the first feature-length computer-animated film and the first the...

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賭博的神話

6月 21, 2013

何海丹

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Toy Story / Characters - TV Tropes過年大家難免會小賭一下 我有一個表哥要去賭時 我就說你幹嘛去賭ㄚ...浪費錢 他就說:「有錢不賭，愧對父母」 我再問輸了怎麼辦 他又說:「賭光輸光，為國爭光」結果他輸掉一萬多.... Characters page for Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Toy Story of Terror!, and Toy Story That Time Forgot. Woody PrideWoody Pride is a 50s pull-string … ... Distressed Dude: Becomes this in Toy Story 2. Exorcist Head: In the first movie during his fig...

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一封發錯的簡訊

6月 21, 2013

葉迎蓮

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Toy Story 3 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia這幾天心情不好，晚上我呆在家裏無聊，給我以前的一個女朋友發了 一條簡訊，簡訊內容如下：「寶貝，幹什麼呢，晚上出來陪陪我啊，雖然是冬天，但是我好熱啊 ，我知道你會給我解熱的，我在微閣美麗城等你啊。」但是由於本人精神不集中，按了群組鍵，本人電話本C.P186人（親人30人，朋友101人，戰友16人，同事Several other characters (such as Bo Peep, RC, Etch, and Wheezy) are only seen in flashbacks or briefly mentioned. The character of Slinky Dog appeared to be in limbo after the death of his original voice actor Jim Varney on February 10, 2000, three month...

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先生，我有男朋友了！

6月 21, 2013

張憶曼

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Toy Story 3 (2010) - IMDb幾年前,還在信義計劃區上班時有天中午客戶在國際會議中心開會中午,就請客戶去凱悅(現在叫君悅)的二樓,Ziga Zaga 吃飯,服務生是個可愛的大眼妹我們三個衣冠禽獸,不是,是三個穿的人五人六的,anyway,服務生服務的很周道,我們也很禮貌,每次來服務我們都哈啦個一二句,時間差不多,要回國際會議中心Directed by Lee Unkrich. With Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Ned Beatty. The toys are mistakenly delivered to a day-care center instead of the attic right before Andy leaves for college, and it's up to Woody to convince the other toys that they weren'...

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誠實的老婆

6月 21, 2013

劉秋曼

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Toy Story - Disney Wiki有一對夫妻在馬路上開車超速，結果被交通警察攔阻下來。那男的就問：『警察先生，有什麼問題？』警察就說：『你的車超速，你開到時速75公里了，可是這條馬路只能開55公里喔！』那男的就解釋說：『警察先生，沒有那麼快啦~~~我只開到65耶！！』在一旁的老婆就說：『老公！！你明明是開到80公里啊！』老公聽到以後"We couldn't have made this movie in traditional animation. This is a story that can only really be told with three-dimensional toy characters. ... ... Toy Story was completed on a $30 million budget using a staff of 110, in comparison The Lion King, rele...

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