transformers 3 dark of the moon

台灣生育率降低的元兇

6月 5, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - IMDb想要整人…去當小學老師好像是條不錯的路台灣生育率降低的元兇竟是……家庭聯絡簿爸媽難為....害死爸媽ㄉ元兇 ~~~~竟是聯絡簿 （要看看!）有時候家長的作業比小孩還多呢 !!公司5:30下班到家已經 6點多了,忙晚餐,忙打掃,洗碗,洗澡.....有空坐下來已Directed by Michael Bay. With Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro. The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets....

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自從那次你幫我舔了

6月 4, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia本人女，常常喜歡突然說一些瘋話，然後看男友的反應。 某天與男友去電子百貨廣場（人多到可以把屎擠出來），在電梯上，我突然站上兩格然後回過頭，很大聲對男友說：「你的痔瘡治好了沒有啊？」然後所有人都回頭看著男友， 男友先巨尷尬，接著又淡定地回答「自從那次你幫我舔了之後就好了」 Transformers: Dark of the Moon (or simply Transformers 3) is a 2011 American science fiction action film based on the Transformers toy line. First released on June 23, 2011, it is the third installment of the live-action Transformers film series and was o...

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停電就親熱一次

6月 4, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Transformers 3 Dark of the Moon Teaser Trailer - Official (HD) - YouTube有對情侶到郊外投宿，旅館的老板告訴他們請多包涵，因為電力不夠晚上經常會有停電的現象。 沒想到這對情侶不但不介意，反而認為很刺激，於是約定只要一停電，他們就親熱一次。果然到了晚上，每隔兩小時就停一次電。幾次下來，那位男士不得不拖著疲憊的身軀找旅館老板商量說：“老板，我願多會點錢，但請你幫個Subscribe! http://YouTube.com/ClevverTV Watch the new Transformers 3 Dark of the Moon trailer otherwise known as Transformers: Dark of the Moon. This new trailer is a full 2 minute long mini-story setting up what looks to be another epic Transformer film....

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可怕的女中醫師

6月 4, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Transformers 3 Dark of the Moon Trailer 3 Official (HD) - YouTube可怕的女中醫師一天，小強覺得身體不舒服因為從小就習慣看中醫於是打聽附近有名的中醫診所要去看病，一進去，發現是個「女」醫師，心裡就開始暗爽起來女醫師輕切的問說：「同學哪裡不舒服？？」小強：「..........」（小強也講不出所以然來，只覺得身體不舒服）於是乎叫小強手伸出來，開始「把脈」女醫師按了一陣Watch the Breaking Dawn Official Trailer - http://bit.ly/lU9AKB http://www.facebook.com/ClevverTV - Become A Fan Of ClevverTV ! Watch the new Transformers 3 Dark of the Moon trailer otherwise known as Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Show more action then ...

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大學教授

6月 4, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Rotten Tomatoes話說大學教授,總是有些很不一樣的,我們這位老師也真夠絕的了!我從大一入學就聽過他的名聲,聽說他不當人,不過會要求你做一件事.聽說這位老師在期末考時,會要求同學在考卷上寫上電話號碼.留電話號碼?沒錯!因為他要在期末考後,打電話去問候這學期會被當的同學.據說電話內容是(這是有接過他電話的學長跟我說的)&This movie never had a chance with critics. The franchise had an awful start there's no doubt about it and will forever be a CGI action orgy, but DotM actually makes an effort with a coherent sensible story and character intrigue. Transformers 3 isn't as ...

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[無言]我高中數學老師

6月 4, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Transformers: Age of Extinction | Blu-ray, DVD & Digital HD | Pre-order昨天我生日，跟兩個高中同學出來吃飯聊聊天後來聊到高中時的數學老師這個人實在太有梗，來出賣他一下XDDD＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝以上騙批幣＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝事件一：老師非常喜歡把泡麵當科學麵吃有時候課上到一半肚子餓了他就說「你們做一下這裡的題目，老師很快就回來！」然後跑去辦公室拿碗公裝泡麵（乾的）Transformers: Age of Extinction (Transformers 4). Watch the new Transformers movie trailer and pre-order the Transformers DVD, Blu-ray & Digital HD download. In theaters everywhere. Blu-ray & DVD release date: Coming Soon! In theaters everywhere....

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