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爸爸的髮型

6月 11, 2013

黃友陽

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TripAdvisor - Official Site母親帶四歲的兒子到美容院理髮○理髮小姐問：要理什麼樣的髮型呢?兒子立刻回答：就像我爸爸一樣，頭頂上有一圈光光的○ 有兩個吸血鬼餓得發慌，約瑟夫說：唉，好久沒有新鮮的血可以吸了，愛德華說：對呀，經濟不景氣，我現在都只能到女廁找個茶包來泡泡囉!病人:醫生，我得了怪病，吃什麼拉什麼，吃西瓜拉西瓜TripAdvisor - Unbiased hotel reviews, photos and travel advice for hotels and vacations - Compare prices with just one click. ... Sunshine Coast, British Columbia: 40 minutes by ferry or 15 minutes by air from Vancouver, the Sunshine Coast is known for it...

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笑話數則

6月 11, 2013

梁寄瑤

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Holiday Reviews - Hotels, Resorts and Holiday Packages - TripAdvisor笑話數則1.很絕的阿婆~~有一位穿著簡陋的老太太去超級市場買了三罐貓罐頭， 正拿去結帳時， 結帳小姐說： 「老太太，妳必需把貓抱來，確定妳有養貓， 我才可以賣給妳，有些窮老人是會吃貓罐頭的！」 老太太沒辦法，就把貓抱來給結帳小姐看。 隔天，老太太又去超級市場買TripAdvisor - Unbiased holiday reviews, photos and travel advice for hotels and vacations - Compare prices with just one click ... Find and book a convenient and comfortable hotel, B&B or holiday home for a memorable getaway and read reviews from millions...

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給我一個晚上

6月 11, 2013

何新冬

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Plan and book your perfect trip - Hotels, Travel and Holiday Reviews - TripAdvisor一夜之間，“QQ農場”裏的事情讓很多人牽腸挂肚，樂此不疲。如果農場由名人們來管理，會出現何種情況呢？ 拿破侖：不想開通農場的人，不是好網友。 孔子在“QQ農場培訓班”上教導學生，曰：三網友，必有農場主，擇其熟者而偷之。 樂善好施的但丁說：種自己的菜，讓Plan and book your perfect trip with TripAdvisor, the world's largest travel site. Browse over 200 million reviews, opinions, and photos of hotels, restaurants, attractions, and more. You'll also find low airfares, free travel guides, worldwide holiday re...

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哥哥種地瓜，弟弟種玉米

5月 15, 2013

張憶曼

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TripAdvisor Inside - Wiki Travel Guides - Reviews of Hotels, Flights and Vacation Rentals - TripAdvi在鄉下有兩個務農的兄弟，哥哥種地瓜，弟弟種玉米。 話說有一天兩兄弟在耕種時，哥哥在地上挖出一個舊燈來，弟弟用身上的毛巾擦掉燈上的泥巴，突然從燈中冒出一股青煙，變成一個精靈，精靈說：「我可以滿足你們三個願望。」 兩兄弟非常高興，哥哥先說：「我希望田裡的地瓜變的又大又香又甜」﹔精靈說：「沒問題」，於是哥Inside: Before you visit a place, visit TripAdvisor for the latest info and advice, written for travelers by travelers. ... Guides written by travelers like you Relevant: Transportation, things to do, dining out and more Real-time: Created and updated all...

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交朋友最重要的事

6月 3, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Travel Inspiration - Holiday Reviews - Hotels, Resorts and Holiday Packages - TripA老師又來了! 繼上次的「美食與我」之後 我又來出賣我的學生了 既然殺錯人的事實已經造成 總是要自娛娛人一下才不會浪費 這次的作文題目是：交朋友最重要的事 之前記敘文寫的讓人噴飯 這次論說文寫的讓人... 來看看國中生覺得交朋友最重要的事是什麼吧!&nFind great vacation ideas and inspiration from TripAdvisor, your source for the web's best reviews and travel articles. Travel ideas for beach, family, casino… ... Hotels Search All Hotels Popular destinations Hotels in London Hotels in Edinburgh Hotels i...

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不見冰箱不掉淚

6月 11, 2013

張憶曼

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Reviews of holidays, hotels, resorts, holiday and travel packages - TripAdvisor一個叫做大衛的男人在生日時收到一隻鸚鵡，這隻已長成的鸚鵡， 不但態度很差，還滿口髒話，不是罵人的話，就是些粗話。大衛努力想改變鳥的態度，不斷地跟牠說些有禮貌的字眼，放輕柔的音樂 ，反正所有他想到可以給牠一個好榜樣的行為，他都做了。但都沒什麼用，於是他開始對鳥吼了起來，鳥也吼了回去，他用力 搖晃鸚鵡，TripAdvisor - Unbiased holiday reviews, photos and travel advice for hotels and vacations - Compare prices with just one click ... Find and book a convenient and comfortable hotel, B&B or holiday home for a memorable getaway and read reviews from millions...

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