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神父笑話合集

7月 25, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Ice cream - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車，他坐在一個神父旁邊。那個醉漢的襯衫很髒，他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印，口袋裏還放了空酒瓶，他拿出他的報紙閱讀，過了一會兒，他問神父說：「神父，得關節炎的原因是什麼？」「這位先生，它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。「噢，原來如此！」醉漢When Italian duchess Catherine de' Medici married the Duke of Orléans (Henry II of France) in 1533, she is said to have brought with her to France some Italian chefs who had recipes for flavoured ices or sorbets. One hundred years later, Charles I of Engl...

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航空用語

7月 25, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Ice Cream Journal「降 落」一種在控制下和地球相撞的操作。「駕駛艙門」一種將空中小姐和毛手毛腳的生物隔絕的裝置。「飛航管制」由航管人員和飛行員一起參與的遊戲，遊戲規則不詳，最終目標 是讓班機無法準時。「準 時」不確定用語，表示不詳。「大 霧」一種自然界現象，通常在萬里無雲時，籠照在機場上方，由管制 人員和航空公司所管One match-up is in the books in our annual Ultimate Iced Tea Tournament, and yesterday’s match-up is still underway. The tournament continues with another tough showdown today. Today’s competition features two organic flavors and two fan favorites — Orang...

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電腦設備笑話

7月 25, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Ben & Jerry's - Official Site螢幕 說：我好慘阿， 每天給人看。 鍵盤 說：我更慘呢， 每天給人打。 滑鼠 說：我才慘呢， 每天給人摸。 主機 說：我更慘嘛？我每天給人按肚臍眼。 光碟機 說：我好慘，每天給人插。 軟碟機 說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。 ＵＳＢ隨身碟 ：All natural ice cream, frozen yogurt and sorbet. Overnight delivery. Includes company information, consumer help, and job openings....

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「吃」的文化！

7月 25, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

One if by Land Two If by Sea老外們猛然發現，中國文化其實就是「吃」的文化！謀生叫糊口， 工作叫飯碗； 受雇叫混飯吃； 靠積蓄過日子叫吃老本； 混得好的叫吃得開； 占女人便宜叫吃豆腐； 女人漂亮叫秀色可餐； 受人重用叫吃香；不顧他人叫吃獨食； 沒人理One if by Land, Two if by Sea LOCATED IN THE HEART OF THE WEST VILLAGE 17 Barrow Street between 7th Ave So. + W 4th St. email: info@oneifbyland.com tel: 212 255 8649 OPEN FOR DINNER Sunday – Thursday 5:30 – 9:30 Friday & Saturday 5:15 – 11 ......

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拒絕的理由

7月 25, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Glasgow Ice Cream Wars - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia男：妳頭髮的顏色真是美。 女：謝謝。你可以在轉角的西藥房內的第三陳列架找到方法？ 男：妳看起來像個美夢。 女：那就快回去睡覺？ 男：我可以感覺到妳要我。 女：沒錯，我要你．．．馬上滾。 男：我可以和你妳最後一支舞嗎？ 女：我腳剛剛The Glasgow Ice Cream Wars was a turf war in the East End of Glasgow in Scotland in the 1980s between rival criminal organisations selling drugs[1][2] and stolen goods[1] from ice cream vans. Van operators were involved in frequent violence and intimidati...

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榨汁比賽

7月 25, 2013

陳新白

kuso

How to make homemade ice cream in a baggie.某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您We tried it and it was so yummy! We added blackberries to one and peaches to another. The peach one didn't set up so well, so next time we will add after. My husband cheated a little and put the baggies in a small drink cooler. Him and my daughter sat dow...

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