two pair

拉錯了啦~

4月 30, 2013

連冷文

kuso

pair Networks話說剛才世博打電話給我說要我陪他去桃園送貨所以我就匆匆忙忙出門一到我家樓下就看到世博開著一輛小貨車車上載著好幾台電視原來是要送電視去桃園修理打開車門上車後我們就出發了可能是下班時間的關係路上車子好多好多看到那些鑽來鑽去的摩托車我跟世博一直幹譙後來想想自己騎摩拖車時也是這樣鑽來鑽去頓時感覺像是在罵自己A reliable Web hosting provider, pair Networks offers Web hosting, fully managed dedicated hosting, domain name registration, virtual private servers, colocation, and other Internet services. ... about pair Networks First conceived of in August 1995, pair...

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耍小聰明

4月 30, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Amazon.com : Midland GXT1000VP4 36-Mile 50-Channel FRS/GMRS Two-Way Radio (Pair) (Black/Silver) : Wa 耍小聰明 某人：「上帝啊！一百年對你來說算得了甚麼呢？」 上帝：「一百年就像一分鐘一樣。」 某人：「那麼，一百萬美金呢？」 上帝：「跟一個銅板差不多。」 某人：「好極了！上帝，借給我一個銅板怎麼樣？」 上帝：「我非常願意；不過，你稍等一分Midland GXT1000VP4 5 50 Channel Waterproof GMRS Radios with NOAA Weather/All Hazard Alert. Includes Rechargeable Batteries, Dual Desktop Charger, Headsets and 12 volt Vehicle Adapter, Pair Packed. The GXT1000VP4 features the standard 22 GMRS Channels plus...

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兩個重傷病人聊天

5月 2, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Amazon.com : Motorola MH230R 23-Mile Range 22-Channel FRS/GMRS Two-Way Radio (Pair) : Walkie Talkies兩個重傷病人在病房裏聊天。 一個人說：“我倒楣死了，昨天開著剛買的新車出去兜風，正得意著呢，忽然看到馬路前面有一塊牌子，上面寫什麼東西，太遠了，沒看清楚。我就趕緊開過去，一看，只見牌子上寫著：前面有溝，請繞行。可剛看完，我還沒反應過來，就連人帶車掉下去了。” 說到這，他停了停- Up to 23-mile range- iVOX hands-free communication- 11 NOAA weather channels with alerts-Quiet talk(TM) filter-10 call tones- Rechargeable- Battery save feature- Mini-USB charging port. Item is water resistant. What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Vi...

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你是正妹嗎

4月 30, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Two Pair - 影片搜尋你是正妹嗎? 之前跟家人玩免費的線上遊戲，那是很健康的活動，可以用腳踩舞墊，像DDR那一種，有一次遇到線上男性玩家搭訕，直接問我:妳是正妹嗎?我二話不說，也很很直接的回他，『那請問你是正男嗎?』...

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爸爸去買電蚊拍

4月 30, 2013

陳新白

kuso

2 (number) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia爸爸去買電蚊拍樓上加蓋鐵皮屋的工程嚴重落後，至今天..已蓋了四十餘天...家中老是有不認識的工人穿梭著，導致家裡的蚊子特別多...整個就很...we are family...因為蚊子太多...今天就和老爸去了五金百貨，想買一支電蚊拍來試試身手老爸不喜歡找東找西...一進門就跟店員講...把你們店裡2 (Two; i/ˈtuː/) is a number, numeral, and glyph. It is the natural number following 1 and preceding 3....

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中年男子去拉皮

5月 2, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Au pair - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中年男子去拉皮,拉完之後他覺的很不錯,於是就很高興的走出整型醫院.在回家路上,他首先看到了一位小孩,他就問說"ㄟ!!小弟弟,你覺的我看幾來像幾歲??"小弟弟說"嗯!大概有三十吧!!" 那男子非常高興.後來他又走到了公車亭,看到了一位賣報紙的老頭..他說,"老先生",你覺的我看幾來像幾歲..??老先生An au pair (plural: aux pairs) is a domestic assistant from a foreign country working for, and living as part of, a host family. Typically, aux pairs take on a share of the family's responsibility for childcare as well as some housework, and receive a mon...

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