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到蘇聯去留學

6月 7, 2013

蔡爾容

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Air Pollution and the Clean Air Act | US Environmental Protection Agency某甲決定要到蘇聯去留學，大家為他送行之際，並要求他一定要寫回來告知生活狀況。但怕信件遭受蘇聯方面檢查因而引來麻煩，雙方決定如果生活過得還不錯，就用藍筆寫信，反之則用紅筆寫信回來。一個月過去了，在台灣的朋友終於收到來信，大家急急忙忙打開信，一看整張信紙寫滿了藍色的字，頓時大家就放心下來了，信中一開始是Progress Cleaning the Air & Improving People's Health Actions to implement the Clean Air Act have achieved dramatic reductions in air pollution, preventing hundreds of thousands of cases of serious health effects each year. Accomplishments under the Clean...

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酒精測量儀

6月 7, 2013

小安

kuso

Clean Water Act - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia警察叫一個男人把車開到路邊，對他說：「先生，麻煩你對著這個酒精測量儀呼口氣。」 那個男人說：「我有嚴重的哮喘病，如果這樣做，便會發作。」 「那麼，請你跟我到檢查站驗驗血好嗎?」 「這不行，我有血友病，一驗血就會因血流不止而死」 「那麼驗尿吧。」 「我有糖尿病，一驗尿，血糖含量就會變得非常低。」 「那The Clean Water Act (CWA) is the primary federal law in the United States governing water pollution.[1] Passed in 1972, the objective of the Federal Water Pollution Control Act, commonly referred to as the Clean Water Act (CWA), is to restore and maintain...

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退休『奉』-好句 .....有趣

6月 7, 2013

黃友陽

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FACT SHEET: U.S.-China Joint Announcement on Climate Change and Clean Energy Cooperation | The White退休『奉』-好句 .....有趣退休『奉』--有命才有『俸』好好過，慢慢拖，活得越久領越多；不要攀，不要比，不要自己氣自己；少吃鹽，多吃醋，少玩麻將多散步；按時睡，按時起，打拳跳舞練身體；只要能吃飯，錢就不會斷；不要嫌錢少，就怕走得早；錢再多官再大，最後一樣進寶塔。一個中心：以健康為中心；兩個要點：FACT SHEET: U.S.-China Joint Announcement on Climate Change and Clean Energy Cooperation President Obama Announces Ambitious 2025 Target to Cut U.S. Climate Pollution by 26-28 Percent from 2005 Levels Building on strong progress during the first six ......

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我老公不在家

6月 7, 2013

何新冬

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Clean Coal Research | Department of Energy我老公不在家~~~~ ~~端午節時，公司發了一箱牛奶和一袋泰國香米女同事力氣小,搬不動叫我幫她送回去到了她家樓下,她對我說：“你在樓下等等我，我上去看看，如果我老公在，我就叫他下來搬;如果他不在，那就麻煩你幫我搬上去吧。”我點了點頭過了一會兒，同事站在她家的陽台上朝下叫：&lDOE's clean coal R&D is focused on developing and demonstrating advanced power generation and carbon capture, utilization and storage technologies for existing facilities and new fossil-fueled power plants by increasing overall system efficiencies and red...

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三叔坐船走了

6月 7, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Carbon Pollution Standards | US EPA - US Environmental Protection Agency台灣傳統農業社會中,媳婦通常稱自己丈夫的哥哥為大伯,弟弟為小叔.一日,老張在忙完田裡的工作後來到溪邊洗澡,忽然想起和已過逝的老伴多年的甜蜜春光,一時性起,見四下無人就當場DIY了起來,事畢,隨手摘片樹葉擦了後就放到溪中隨波逐流,口中喃喃唸著:"唉!如果妳媽媽還在世,你就是老三了”,突然一The Clean Power Plan Cuts Carbon Pollution Power plants are the largest source of carbon pollution in the U.S., accounting for roughly one-third of all domestic greenhouse gas emissions. Nationwide, the Clean Power Plan will help cut carbon pollution from...

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岳母和獅子

6月 7, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Enforcement | US EPA - US Environmental Protection Agency獵人帶著太太、岳母一起到叢林狩獵，他們獵了一天，當晚就在叢林深處 露營。 第二天一早，卻發現岳母不見了！獵人與太太倆慌忙出去找人。 結果在離營地不遠的空地上，他們看到──岳母大人和一隻兇猛的獅子面 對面僵持著！ 「怎麼辦？」太太驚慌的問。 Enforcing environmental laws is an integral part of EPA's Strategic Plan to protect human health and the environment. ... Energy Company to Restore Areas Damaged by Natural Gas Extraction Activities XTO Energy to restore 8 damaged sites, implement ......

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