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妳帶著犯罪工具，就是有罪

4月 1, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

U.S. Bankruptcy Court - District of Colorado阿美是一美麗的業餘攝影家，某日她在一海岸邊尋找攝影景點，遭一海防阿兵哥阻擋，並要將他抓起來，阿美辯稱：「我沒罪！我又沒現場拍照！」 阿兵哥回道：「可是妳帶著犯罪工具，就是有罪！」阿美突然大叫：「強姦啊！強姦啊！」 阿兵哥驚慌失措的說：「我沒有！我沒有！妳亂說！」阿美慢慢說道：「可The U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the District of Colorado administers all bankruptcy cases filed in Colorado. Our office is located in Denver. The five federal judges assigned to our district hold court in Denver, Colorado Springs and Grand Junction. Our web...

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偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈

4月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

TA: Summary for TravelCenters of America LLC Co- Yahoo! Finance偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裡的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告View the basic TA stock chart on Yahoo! Finance. Change the date range, chart type and compare TravelCenters of America LLC Co against other companies. ... TravelCenters of America LLC operates and franchises travel centers primarily along the United Stat...

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夫妻對話

4月 1, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

The U-boat Wars 1939-1945 (Kriegsmarine) and 1914-1918 (Kaiserliche Marine) and Allied Warships of W（1）妻：「對於性你有什麼看法？」夫：「看法是沒有，做法倒很多。」夫妻對話（2）妻︰「這次的海邊聚會我穿比基尼去，你說好不好？」夫︰「不行！這樣別人會以為我是看上妳的錢財而結婚的。」夫妻對話（3）妻：「老公！我這頭髮會不會很醜？」夫：「不會。妳的醜跟頭髮沒關係。」夫妻對話（4）妻：「來看看我有沒有斷The U-boat Net is one the most comprehensive military and history sites on the Net. Dealing with the U-boat War 1939-1945 through over 5500 pages and covering all German U-boats in the war and over 156 of the most decorated officers and personalities. Now...

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白痴知識問答

4月 1, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Ta'u, Manua Islands, American Samoa - iPacific News and Views from Samoa and the South Pacific問:我家附近有人養狗..而且不管它隨便跑，經常晚上在我家門口拉屎，有沒有辦法不讓它在我家拉屎嗎?答:每次狗拉屎的時候，你去偷看，等狗發現了你在偷看，它會害羞的，就再也不敢到你家門口拉屎了!問:電腦瑩幕不停地輕微抖動，有什麼辦法？答:你也不停地抖動，當你的頻率和振幅與抖動畫面一樣時，你就感覺不出來了。TALOFA! ENJOY OUR SITE Visitor's Fale forum for everything Samoan. The Story of Two Brothers O Le Tala I Le 'Au Uso, read a folk story in Samoan and English. Speak Samoan! tautala fa'a Samoa Samoan Books, Fale fa'atautusi Gentle Samoan guitar music listen...

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天堂棒球隊

4月 1, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

U-handblog甲和乙是好朋友，兩人都很喜歡打棒球。 後來甲意外車禍去世了，乙十分傷心。 某天晚上，甲托夢給乙興奮的告訴他:我有一個好消息、一個壞消息，你要先聽哪個? 乙:先說好消息吧! 甲:好消息是天堂也有棒球隊哪! 乙:那壞消息呢? 甲:下週三你要來當他們的投手! 乙當場暈了過去……A blog dedicated to the handmaking of bags and purses. Lots of free bag making tutorials and regular fab craft book and give aways. ... Wow thanks to everyone who took part in the naming contest - over 200 comments! The name we went with is: The Trinity B...

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惱羞成怒

4月 1, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

University of Michigan - Official Site阿銘哭著跟媽媽說：「媽媽……爸爸剛剛打我……而且還打了兩次……」 媽媽：「乖，怎麼回事？爸爸為什麼打你，而且還打了兩次？」 阿銘：「第一次，是我拿成績單給爸爸看，因為全部都是紅字，爸爸很生氣，所以Gift of Vision Philanthropy has shaped U-M with gifts of land, artwork, scientific specimens, books and cash. In 1917, U-M’s first significant fellowship for international students — the Barbour Scholarships — was established by Regent Levi Barbour to all...

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