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老郵差要退休

3月 27, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

University of California, Los Angeles - Official Site話說在美國某小鎮上,有一位老郵差要退休了 鎮上每戶人家知道此事後, 紛紛在老郵差最後一次送信?? 送給他一分精緻的退休禮物. 老郵差就這麼沿著舊徑離情依依地送著信, 滿心溫情地收下禮物. 當他送到史密斯家時, 史密斯夫人熱情地招呼We Mentor Jazz greats share their musical gifts with the community. Serving those Who Served UCLA's work with veterans stretches back to World War II. Superheroes Help Mattel Children's Hospital give hope to kids and their families....

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九隻蒼蠅

3月 27, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Royce Hall - Official Site有個人打死九隻蒼蠅..   他對朋友說:這九隻蒼蠅,五隻是公的,四隻是母的  朋友問:你怎麼知道?   他說:五隻停在酒瓶上;四隻停在鏡子上Features the program of Royce Hall, UCLA, with event details, online booking, connection and support opportunities and location, rental, press and contact details....

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白貓拉小便

3月 27, 2013

小安

kuso

Welcome to the UCLA Library老吳在某著名風景區內，開設了一家飲食店；雖然說是，專門作觀光客的生意，但菜單沒有標價，經常有觀光客上當。這一天，中午用餐時間，進來幾位外國佬，一番低聲交頭接耳後，推派一位中年者和老吳交涉。只見中年外國佬，用手指著壁上的菜單，說：「我們幾個人要吃：白─貓─拉─小─便！」老吳看一下壁上的菜單，外國佬用手What am I searching? Melvyl provides information about articles, books, journals and other materials held by UCLA, other University of California (UC) campuses, and libraries worldwide. This search is limited to University of California Libraries, but can...

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村長的那些破騷事

3月 27, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

UCLA Anderson School of Management - Official Site村長的那些破騷事 來源：大陸網站⊙ 老家的村長，人帥又能耐，全村第一個有小車加洋房。城裡人還沒發明一夜情時，他已和村上的不少小媳婦大姑娘大搞多夜情了。他兒子牛娃子，可能得其遺傳，也有這個愛好。 村長天生嗅覺靈敏，熟悉他臨幸過的每一個女人的氣味。有一天，村長見兒子回家很晚，懷疑他有不軌行動，便上前聞他UCLA Anderson School of Management, established in 1935, is regarded among the leading business schools in the world. UCLA Anderson faculty members are renowned for their teaching excellence and research in advancing management thinking. Each year ......

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為何避孕套分為3 6和12個裝

3月 27, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Inside UCLA with Jack Wang | The latest in Bruin football, basketball and other sports爸爸和13歲的兒子走進屈臣氏，路經放避孕套的貨架。兒子問爸爸︰「這些一盒盒的是什麼？」爸爸告訴兒子︰「這些是避孕套，是用來進行安全的性行為用的。」兒子︰「啊~原來這些便是避孕套，上性教育課老師曾提及過！........ 但為什麼這些要一盒入裡面有三個的呢？」爸爸︰「嗯......這些是給大學生用的，UCLA softball is heading back to Oklahoma City. For the first time since their 2010 championship run, the Bruins earned a spot in the Women’s College World Series — sweeping No. 10 Missouri this weekend. The Tigers fell today in a 10-6 decision, one that ...

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外國人吃粽子

3月 27, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Bruins Nation - Official Site摩托羅拉公司，每位外籍員工昨天發了粽子．今天有個老外很感慨的說：你們發的點心很好吃，謝謝!.......就是外面的生菜有點硬 !Your best source for quality UCLA Bruins news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective. ... In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can...

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