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爆笑動物園

9月 3, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

Home: UCR Extension大陸找來的文章，十分爆笑，由於大陸的用語與台灣不同，看起來也覺得特別有趣，作者及網址：薩蘇一個朋友在武漢幫人家搞個野生動物園，說起艱辛來一言難盡，艱辛以外還出了  不少笑話。    先是狗熊扒車跑出去了，把一家肉食鋪子吃的一塌糊塗，抓回來，第二頭熊又爬車 頂上Continuing education at the University of California, Riverside. UCR Extension takes pride in providing individual attention to students and to serving the community's changing needs. ... Home Community Engagement Custom Training Invest in your Employees...

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流傳在記者圈的一個笑話

9月 3, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Purchasing, Logistics and Supply Chain Management Certificate: Certificate Programs流傳在記者圈的一個笑話一條蛇與一隻兔子在森林中的叉路相撞， 兩人爭吵一陣後竟然發現彼此都是瞎子，於是便惺惺相惜了起來。蛇泣道：「我從小就沒了父母，連水中的倒影也看不見。到現在我還不曉得我是什麼動物」。「我也是耶？」 兔子也感傷的說。「我也不知道自己長什麼樣子...」一陣長談，蛇想出了一個點子。他跟兔Professional Certificate in Purchasing, Logistics and Supply Chain Management By combining Purchasing, Logistics and Supply Chain Management into one certificate program, UCR Extension has created a course of study that reflects the realization that many ...

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偷看弟弟的LINE對話 發現他竟然......

9月 3, 2013

王采安

kuso

International Education Programs: Home偷看弟弟的LINE對話 發現他竟然......     我弟   剛剛下班回家洗澡前   聽我弟在抱怨說電腦沒他愛打的遊戲很無聊 只能用LINE跟別人聊天   我聽一聽沒說甚麼就去洗澡了 洗到一半他就叫我快點 他要廁所(大的)   我一出來Enrollment and program information for the TOEFL, TOEIC, and Intensive English Program....

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結婚過後？？

9月 3, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

University of California, Riverside - Official Site結婚過後？？老王跟他的老婆已經結婚了八年距離上次做愛做的事情已經有好幾個月了不過老王似乎都沒什麼興趣忽然有一天老王：老婆，你可以脫一下衣服嗎？老婆：(心中竊笑，等了好久終於等到今天)迅速的脫掉了衣服老王：老婆，你可以站到鏡子前面嗎？老婆：(疑!難道是看A片學的新招嗎？沒關係，新花樣也好^^)立刻走到Official Web site offers information on academics, admissions, athletics, campus, colleges and departments, culture and arts, jobs and facilities. ... Green Your Scene: Explore the many ways the UCR Community Gardens provide a space to educate, engage ......

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他們都是人

9月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Academics at UCR - UC Riverside: Home下午第一節是歷史課，老師在課堂上講得興致勃勃。一個外號叫三毛的同學卻趴在課桌上呼呼大睡，老師十分生氣，就把三毛叫了起來。 老師問：你說，王安石和歐陽修有什麼共同點？三毛脫口而出：他們都是宋朝人.老師接著問：那你說說，他們和唐太宗、諸葛亮有什麼共同點？ 三毛愣了愣，答道：他們都是古Never Stop Learning With UCR Extension UCR Extension creates educational opportunities for people of all ages. Whether you want to improve your professional skills, pursue new career paths, or just take a class for fun, UCR Extension is for you....

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

9月 3, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

International Education Programs: Pathways to UCR同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～Pathways to UCR Pathways to UCR offers five academic programs that can prepare a high school graduate to earn a Bachelor's degree from the prestigious University of California, Riverside (UCR) or attend UCR undergraduate or graduate courses as a visiting ...

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