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Gov.uk - Official Site去夜店玩....昨天去了超久沒去的夜店,叫PASOUL來著的雖然說是我揪的,不過到了裡面發現大家的年紀都很輕樂:你好啊!幾歲啊?女A:77年次的,你呢?樂:我....因為上個月業績不錯,所以就說出個包廂費有妹帶妹好~~~要切入重點了因為中午不小心吃了泡麵加牛奶導致我的腸胃不是很舒爽屁股一直吐當然這種GOV.UK - The place to find government services and information - Simpler, clearer, faster ... Benefits Includes tax credits, eligibility and appeals Births, deaths, marriages and care Parenting, civil partnerships, divorce and Lasting Power of Attorney...

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Data.gov.uk - Official Site公司男經理要應徵女秘書,結果來了五位女生要應徵。 他叫主任叫她們一個一個進來問她們問題,為了測驗他們 性格,經理出了一個很簡單的題目:1+1=? 這時第一位進來了,主任問道:「1+1=?」 她非常快速的回答:「2」 主任問經理這個人怎樣合適嗎?&nbAims to promote innovation though encouraging the use and re-use of government data-sets. Includes a directory of data available and of applications making use of the data, as well as discussion forums, and a place to submit ideas for new data-sets and ma...

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Overseas British passport applications - GOV.UK就讀高中的兒子把「滿江紅」的成績單拿回家給爸爸看。 爸爸:「為什麼歷史考的那麼爛」 兒子:「因為我出生的太晚了」 爸爸:「那為什麼英文考那麼爛」 兒子:「因為我不是外國人」 爸爸:「公民為什麼也那麼爛」 小仁:「因為…我未滿二十歲」老李:「老王,你昨天去應徵的那一份工作結果怎麼樣呢? Renew, replace or apply for an adult or child British passport if you’re living abroad or working overseas ... Skip to main content GOV.UK uses cookies to make the site simpler. Find out more about cookies GOV.UK Search Search Home Passports Get the ......

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Gov.uk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia廁所隔壁的鄰居~高中生 我家是住在公寓2摟,附近也都是公寓,所以說房子的建築都靠的相當近。沒錯...也是因為這樣隔音設備頗差...今天,我很意外的肚子想嗯嗯~當然是去了廁所...意外聽到隔壁女高中生的叫聲!!!.『吼~~為什麼到現在我的衣服都還沒有洗...!!』.他老爸『?!!』了一聲..GOV.UK is a United Kingdom public sector information website, created by the Government Digital Service to provide a single point of access to HM Government services. The site became available as a beta test from 1 February 2012,[2] following on from the ...

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United Kingdom Hydrographic Office - Official Site話說以前海盜猖獗,很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空,運氣差的連小命都會沒了。於是有一種新職業因應而生--海上保鏢。專門運送貴重貨物,遇上海盜的時候就不會蒙受平白損失了,當然,在海上跑鏢是很危險的一種工作,除了迷路翻船暴風雨之外,真遇到了海盜免不了都是一場血戰。有一個保鏢船長武功非常高強,手下的水手個個Welcome to the United Kingdom Hydrographic Office (UKHO) website. Please be aware that the UKHO's corporate information has moved to the central government GOV.UK site. For more information about this change, please see the updated About Us section....

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Legislation.gov.uk小明看見小強拿著一面鏡子站在湖邊小明:小強,你在那裡做什麼.小強:我在釣魚. 大明:用鏡子釣?小強:不錯,這是一種新的釣魚法,我就要發大財了.小明:你能把這個方法告訴我嗎?小強:能,你給我一百元我就告訴你小明乖乖付錢.小強:好,方法是這樣的,你把鏡子對著水面, 一看見有魚游過就馬上用鏡子的反光去嚇它The official home of UK legislation, revised and as enacted 1267-present. This website is managed by The National Archives on behalf of HM Government. Publishing all UK legislation is a core part of the remit of Her Majesty’s Stationery Office (HMSO), par...

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