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男人沒有一個是好東西

5月 31, 2013

陳覓雪

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Gov.uk - Official Site女生常說：「男人沒有一個是好東西。」 所以當一個女生對你說：「你是個好人」時，你基本上就死了，因為你在她心目中已經正式退出了男人的行列，從而失去了進一步發展的可能。 只有當一個女生對你說：「你這個死鬼」時，你才真是個好人。。。GOV.UK - The place to find government services and information - Simpler, clearer, faster ... Benefits Includes tax credits, eligibility and appeals Births, deaths, marriages and care Parenting, civil partnerships, divorce and Lasting Power of Attorney...

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白痴問答

5月 31, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Data.gov.uk - Official Site問：我租屋旁頑皮的小朋友用水槍射我 我是否可以告他蓄意謀殺？ 答：先確認水槍內是否有裝子彈 (水)，否則在法律上只能算恐嚇。 問：假如我戴隱形眼鏡的話，可以看到即時通上面隱藏的朋友嗎？ 答：一般隱型眼鏡沒有這種功用，不過小筆電有朋友在做這種隱形眼鏡，價格約比一般型的型的Aims to promote innovation though encouraging the use and re-use of government data-sets. Includes a directory of data available and of applications making use of the data, as well as discussion forums, and a place to submit ideas for new data-sets and ma...

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結巴的王小弟

5月 31, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Overseas British passport applications - GOV.UK王先生帶著兒子王小弟去爬山。 爬到半山腰時，突然從山上滾下一顆大石頭！ 王小弟一看到石頭，緊張得說不出話來，他結結巴巴的說：「爸…爸！有…有石… 石 …頭啊！」話一說完，王先生已經被石頭砸到頭了！ 父子兩人回到家後，王先生決定訓練兒子可以毫不猶Renew, replace or apply for an adult or child British passport if you’re living abroad or working overseas ... Skip to main content GOV.UK uses cookies to make the site simpler. Find out more about cookies GOV.UK Search Search Home Passports Get the ......

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對不起 只是證實一下~~

5月 31, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Gov.uk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia對不起,只是證實一下~~話說臺灣賊仔埔滿天下, 一位老兄三天兩頭車子的玻璃就會被打破, 雖然車內沒啥值錢的東西,但是光只換玻璃就換的快家破人亡了 , 有一天想出一個好點子,寫了一張海報貼在擋風玻璃上, 幾個大字 :車內沒有值錢的東西. 心想這下可放心了!&nbGOV.UK is a United Kingdom public sector information website, created by the Government Digital Service to provide a single point of access to HM Government services. The site became available as a beta test from 1 February 2012,[2] following on from the ...

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教官！！你明明自己也很害怕

5月 31, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

United Kingdom Hydrographic Office - Official Site話說昨天在學校又地震了一次阿大家都在尖叫阿～～全校整個就是騷動教官此時打開了學校的廣播登～登～登～登～教官：同學不要驚慌 趕快把書包拿起來用頭保護書包 趕快把書包拿起來用頭保護書包 趕快把書包拿起來用頭保護書包 趕快把書包拿起來用頭保護書包 全校：囧Welcome to the United Kingdom Hydrographic Office (UKHO) website. Please be aware that the UKHO's corporate information has moved to the central government GOV.UK site. For more information about this change, please see the updated About Us section....

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輸入密碼

5月 31, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Legislation.gov.uk有一個阿伯到提款機領錢，插入提款卡後……。提款機：「請輸入密碼」。阿伯小聲的說：「０３３０」。提款機：「請輸入密碼」。阿伯又小聲的說：「０３３０」。提款機：「請輸入密碼」。阿伯又說了一次「０３３０」。結果，旁邊有個阿婆看不下去了，就說：「造啦！造啦！哇替哩用啦！」提款機：The official home of UK legislation, revised and as enacted 1267-present. This website is managed by The National Archives on behalf of HM Government. Publishing all UK legislation is a core part of the remit of Her Majesty’s Stationery Office (HMSO), par...

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