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天堂也有棒球

8月 9, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Study in UK at top UK Universities and English colleges | UKstudy.com有兩個好朋友，他們整個輩子都是美國棒球的超級球迷，他們老是在談論棒球的事，也幾乎一年到頭都去觀看球賽。他們還約好不論誰先往生，都要想辦法回來告訴對方天堂那兒有沒有棒球活動。某個夏天晚上，其中一位過世了；當然，他是在看完球賽以後死的，所以他死得很快樂。過了幾天，他的朋友鮑柏在夜裡聽到上面傳來一個聲音說Why UK Study? UK University Admission Service Completely free university placement service Language Course Booking Service Special Offers and Discounts when you book courses through UK Study Student Tours and Group Travel Service Day Trips, Weekend ......

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出名地吝嗇

8月 9, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Study in the UK | Education UK (Global)一對地主夫婦，出名地吝嗇。一天男的進城去，走著走著想上廁所，但轉念一想：這麼好的肥料可不能便宜了別人。於是一直憋著。後來實在憋不住了，找個廁所就上。可是也除了放幾個屁之外，什麼也沒有拉出來。於是心中得意不已。回到家裏，向老婆講述自已的經歷。誰知老婆一聽大怒：你這個敗家子，哪有你這樣過日子的，省下這幾Study in the UK - Find Universities and Courses | Education UK (Global) ... The UK is the top destination worldwide for English language study, with courses for all ages and abilities. Read more about studying English in the UK Find an English language co...

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關錯鳥

8月 9, 2013

小安

kuso

BBC - Learning: online learning resources這是聽朋友的媽說的朋友的媽在醫院上班有天她在整理阿桑病歷的時候護理長喵了喵病歷上的名字很訝異的說"誰啊!?誰的名字叫"關錯鳥"啊?旁邊的人都嚇到了其他人便很小聲的說"不是啦！護理長不是關錯鳥......""...阿桑的名字是......"..."關金鵲..."在公共汽車上，一個男子看到鄰座一位女子的An online learning community for everyone for birth to adulthood, this site contains english language acquisition tools, education resources, articles, media, and online classes....

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LOVE 是甚麼

8月 9, 2013

何海丹

kuso

UK Student Life - UK travel and events. Work or study abroad in Britain. British一日，獨立自信的女人越過沙漠和曠野，來到上帝面前，問：「主啊！甚麼是『愛』？」作嬉皮士打扮的上帝，輕吐出含有大麻的煙圈說：「愛，就是LOVE。」女人又問：「LOVE 是甚麼？」上帝說：「LOVE 就是 L-O-V-E。 L 是指 Laughter(歡笑)，與愛人一起，如果不快樂的話，又怎算是愛？ OStudy, work, live, travel in Britain (London/England, Wales, Scotland). Guide to British culture, traditions and events. UK student life for international students at university, college or language school. Learn English. Tours and tourist information....

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神經病在唱歌

8月 9, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Study in the UK, Europe, USA, Canada, Australia or New Zealand with Study Group一個神經病在床上唱著歌～～ 唱著唱著, 就翻了個身趴在枕頭上繼續唱.....主治醫生問他：[唱就唱啊!!翻身幹嘛???????? ] 。。。。。。神經病說： [ 笨哪～A面唱完....當然要換B面啊 .]Celebrating 20 years of enabling international students to succeed ... A UK or English-speaking European education will give you the competitive edge in any career. Study Group pathway programmes are specially designed, university-recognised courses that ...

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預測天氣的最新儀器

8月 9, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

UK Distance Learning College - affordable courses for all - Welcome我去參觀氣象站，看到許多預測天氣的最新儀器。參觀完畢，我問站長：「你說有百分之七十五的機會下雨時，是怎樣計算出來的？」站長不必多想便答道：「那就是說，我們這裏有四個人，其中三個認為會下雨。」侄兒是郵差，有次到一家住宅送信，一條狗迎面跑來不停地向他狂吠。那家人不在家，隔壁的婦人打開窗戶喊道：「想知道怎Welcome - UK Distance Learning College - high quality affordable home study courses with tutor support and meaningful qualifications. Learn at home at your pace ... The UK Distance Learning College The UK Distance Learning College provides high ......

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