umbrella lyrics

老太婆駕車

6月 10, 2013

張憶曼

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Rihanna - Umbrella Lyrics | MetroLyrics一名交通警察在高速公路上把一部時速只有20公里的慢車給攔了下來。警察發現車裡坐了4個老太婆，除了駕車的那個外，其他的3個都臉色蒼白的在發抖。駕車的老太婆緊張的：偶. . 偶沒有超速啊 . . . 警察：妳沒超速，可是開得太慢了。老太婆：但速路牌上綿綿寫住俗速"20"嘛。 警察：那是指20號公路，不是Lyrics to 'Umbrella' by Rihanna. Gyeah, Rihanna / Good Girl Gone Bad / Take three, action / No clouds in my storms / Let it rain, I hydroplane into fame / ... "Umbrella" is track #2 on the album Good Girl Gone Bad. It was written by Harrell, Thaddis / Nas...

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比【孫中山】強兩倍的 名字

6月 10, 2013

陳覓雪

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Rihanna - Umbrella lyrics | LyricsMode.com一對姓孫的夫妻，老來得子， 作丈夫的看到妻子幫他生了一個白白胖胖的男嬰， 激動的熱淚盈眶。 老先生一把抱起才剛剛出生的小嬰兒， 一臉驕傲的對他說：「孩子，我要你將來比國父孫中山先生還要強兩倍！」 於是這夫妻倆就幫他們的兒子取了一個很響亮的名字，&nb7 explanations, 7 meanings to Umbrella lyrics by Rihanna: [Intro] / Jay-Z: / Ahuh ahuh (yea Rihanna) / Ahuh ahuh (good girl gone bad) ... No she wasnt drunk when she wrote this song, it has a hidden meaning, she isn't talkin about umbrellas and rain, shes...

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魔高一丈

6月 10, 2013

謝半松

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UMBRELLA Lyrics - RIHANNA - eLyrics.net - Song Lyrics巡警在海灘抓到一個偷補龍蝦的男子， 並指他未經批准擅自捕龍蝦違反漁獵法需罰款懲戒。 男子：「你這是什麼意思？我可沒有犯法， 這兩隻龍蝦是我的寵物，我只是帶牠們出來散步！」 巡警：「一派胡言！」 男子：「是真的！牠們愛衝進海裡暢泳， 但只要我Rihanna Umbrella lyrics & video : You have my heart And we'll never be worlds apart Maybe in magazines But you'll still be my star Baby ?cause in the dark You can't see shiny ......

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這個好笑

6月 10, 2013

連元柳

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Vanilla Sky - Umbrella lyrics | LyricsMode.com這個好笑 - 郭春海有一個女子走進派出所，向辦理戶口登記的同志問“同志，我想給我孩子入戶口，請問怎麼？”一位同志說：“叫啥姓名阿？”那位女子露出了為難的表情，欲言又止。“有啥困難？請說出來，或許我們能幫上。”員警同志問。&ldqUmbrella lyrics by Vanilla Sky: [Originally by Rihanna] / You have my heart / And we'll never be worlds apart / May be in magazines / But ... Hey! It's useful. If this song really means something special to you, describe your feelings and thoughts. Don't ...

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提醒別人一些尷尬的事情

6月 10, 2013

黃如筠

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RIHANNA LYRICS - Umbrella - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z有一位教授在上倫理課,他告訴同學們如何提醒別人一些尷尬的事情比如說如果你們看見女孩子屁股上有草屑,你們應該委婉地說:姑娘,你的肩上有草屑,這樣女孩子往肩部看時,然后向下看就會看見了這時一個女學生舉手站了起來,說:教授,你領帶的拉鏈開了!一劇場裏，演出正在進行。 一位觀眾站起來沿著一排座位走進了廁所。Lyrics to "Umbrella" song by RIHANNA: Uh huh, uh huh (Yea Rihanna) Uh huh, uh huh (Good girl gone bad) Uh huh, uh huh (Take three... Actio... ... [Jay-Z] Uh huh, uh huh (Yea Rihanna) Uh huh, uh huh (Good girl gone bad) Uh huh, uh huh (Take three... Action...

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台客阿狗ａ情書

6月 10, 2013

劉安竹

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All Time Low - Umbrella (lyrics) - YouTube最近隔壁鄰居阿狗 尬意中他家附近檳榔攤的阿妹可是又不敢當面告白（（（ＰＳ.因為他說他是個必屬ㄟ查波郎）））所以想練習寫動人的情書 好讓檳榔攤阿妹感動........他練習情書如下↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓&Punk Goes Crunk!! Now with lyrics! You had my heart And we'll never be world apart Maybe in magazines But you'll still be my star Baby cause in the dark You can see shiny cars And that's when you need me there With you I'll always share Because... When th...

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