umbrella lyrics

你怎麼唸 "English"

6月 4, 2013

劉安竹

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Rihanna - Umbrella Lyrics | MetroLyrics你怎麼唸 "English"宜蘭三星蔥農李大白小時侯把 English讀為"陰溝裡洗"，現在天天在水溝裡洗青蔥。桃園謝株養小時侯把 English 讀為 "閹割你去"，現在是大同種豬場董事長。李遠哲小時侯把 English 讀為"因果聯繫"，現在是國際聞名的科學家。林俊義小時侯把 English 讀Lyrics to 'Umbrella' by Rihanna. Gyeah, Rihanna / Good Girl Gone Bad / Take three, action / No clouds in my storms / Let it rain, I hydroplane into fame / ... "Umbrella" is track #2 on the album Good Girl Gone Bad. It was written by Harrell, Thaddis / Nas...

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美麗的護士

6月 4, 2013

劉秋曼

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Rihanna - Umbrella lyrics | LyricsMode.com美麗的護士一個男生去醫院割包皮，手術前，給他剃毛的是位美麗的護士，這位男生經不起她來回的折騰，一陣寒顫後----，護士手上多了一堆***不透明的東西，她心裡不禁一陣生氣，決定找機會好好修理這個「心術不正」的傢伙----。手術後隔天，這位美麗的護士去病床探望他，微笑著問他說：好一點了嗎？男生說：已經好7 explanations, 7 meanings to Umbrella lyrics by Rihanna: [Intro] / Jay-Z: / Ahuh ahuh (yea Rihanna) / Ahuh ahuh (good girl gone bad) ... No she wasnt drunk when she wrote this song, it has a hidden meaning, she isn't talkin about umbrellas and rain, shes...

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為什麼新生兒會緊握拳頭

6月 4, 2013

謝語蘭

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UMBRELLA Lyrics - RIHANNA - eLyrics.net - Song Lyrics院裡醫師與護士正忙著替一位即將臨盆的孕婦接生經過好幾個小時的折騰之後，終於成功而且順利的迎接了這個新生命，正當大伙都替這位小貝比高興之時，護士小姐發現了很奇怪的一點：為什麼小嬰孩的小手緊握著拳頭！於是護士小姐小心翼翼的將嬰孩的小手拉開，發現裡頭握著的竟是一顆墮胎藥 !!!!這時候只聽見小嬰孩說：..Rihanna Umbrella lyrics & video : You have my heart And we'll never be worlds apart Maybe in magazines But you'll still be my star Baby ?cause in the dark You can't see shiny ......

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五香乖乖

6月 4, 2013

何憶青

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Vanilla Sky - Umbrella lyrics | LyricsMode.com五香乖乖小明的媽媽要她去雜貨店買五香乖乖，>當小明去了很久都還不回來，>媽媽決定自個兒去看看到底是怎麼回事....>結果看到小明就站在雜貨店的門口傻傻地等，>媽媽不高興地問他：『我要你買五香乖乖，你在搞什麼呀？』>小明一臉無辜地說：『老闆說他只有三箱乖乖，>所以要我在這裡等，他去別地方調貨！』>媽媽Umbrella lyrics by Vanilla Sky: [Originally by Rihanna] / You have my heart / And we'll never be worlds apart / May be in magazines / But ... Hey! It's useful. If this song really means something special to you, describe your feelings and thoughts. Don't ...

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我現在去弄第二隻

6月 4, 2013

王妙萱

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RIHANNA LYRICS - Umbrella - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z有三人一起去獵熊，在一間小屋過夜，都說自己是個好獵手。 第二天清早，其中一個人悄悄溜了出來，想立個頭功。不久他果然遇到一隻碩大的餓熊。他嚇得半晌不能動彈，接著把獵槍扔下，掉頭就跑。熊在後面追，到了小屋門口，他腿一軟跌倒了。熊衝上來，他一閃，熊撲了個空，衝進了屋子。此人的腦子倒來得快，見狀立Lyrics to "Umbrella" song by RIHANNA: Uh huh, uh huh (Yea Rihanna) Uh huh, uh huh (Good girl gone bad) Uh huh, uh huh (Take three... Actio... ... [Jay-Z] Uh huh, uh huh (Yea Rihanna) Uh huh, uh huh (Good girl gone bad) Uh huh, uh huh (Take three... Action...

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重要的事

6月 4, 2013

王妙萱

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All Time Low - Umbrella (lyrics) - YouTube導遊帶領老公公老婆婆團到泰國玩到了泰國的某偏僻鄉下 導遊對大家宣佈說：「在這個地方打電話非常不方便，如果 你們沒有非常非常重要的事，就不要打電話回台灣，但如果 你真的有非常緊急的事情，你再來找我，我會幫你打」老公 公老婆婆們都應聲說好 結果隔天早上當Punk Goes Crunk!! Now with lyrics! You had my heart And we'll never be world apart Maybe in magazines But you'll still be my star Baby cause in the dark You can see shiny cars And that's when you need me there With you I'll always share Because... When th...

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