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微積分課

4月 22, 2013

郭靖萍

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Uni-Asia Holdings Limited上微積分課的時候，教授提到了久未用到積分，我看著滿滿的黑板趕緊抄筆記喔！頭也不抬的一直抄…突然教授問道 ：「先積甚麼！？」頭一抬，眼一喵…嗯…不會…抄筆記要緊……繼續抄我的筆記……也沒人回FAQs Sitemap Contact Us Copyrights © 2013 Uni-Asia Holdings Limited. Designed by InfiniteSparks....

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五十歲生日

4月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

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Uni-Asia Holdings Limited有位仁兄歡度五十歲生日.他洗澡時, 看著自己身體, 覺得很滿意.便對著自己的左右手說:[手啊手,五十歲生日快樂!]而後對自己的左右腳說:[腳啊腳, 五十歲生日快樂!]最後, 看著自己的那根玩意, 嘆氣:[你如果還活著的話, 應該有五十歲了吧?]這是前天發生在我朋友身上的真實故事:他一出門.就踩到了狗Welcome to Uni-Asia Holdings Limited Investor Relations We are committed to providing timely, high quality information to investors on the internet. Whether you are interested in key performance ratios, financial news and results, we hope that you will fi...

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最有「把柄」的偷情

4月 22, 2013

林慕夢

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Uni-Asia Holdings Limited最有「把柄」的偷情 2個女人在郊外喝酒，一直喝到天濛濛亮。 回來的路上，她們內急難忍，於是硬著頭皮走進路邊的一片墓地。 因為沒帶手紙，第1個女人便脫下內褲擦了擦，並扔掉了內褲。 第2個女人發現旁邊有個花圈，便撕下輓聯擦了擦。 兩個女人回家後沒多久，他Mr Lim Kai Ching joined Uni-Asia in June 2011 and was appointed as Chief Financial Officer of the Group in August 2011. Mr Lim was promoted to Group Chief Financial Officer on 5 January 2015. Mr Lim has over 18 years of experience in areas including finan...

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神燈要摩擦它

4月 22, 2013

陳覓雪

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Uni-Asia - UNI-ASIA HOLDINGS (C3T.SI) : Company Factsheet (Quotes, News, Fundamentals) - ShareInvest有一位老農夫生了三個兄弟因為老農夫太老老死了就把他的玉米田分給了三個兄弟但因為從小沒讀過什麼書並不懂的耕種所以玉米田日漸荒廢有一天三兄弟在稻田間撿到一枚神燈老三就說:(小時候有看過，撿到神燈要摩擦它，就會有精靈跑出來，他還會給我們三個願望。)話還沒說完老大就趕緊摩擦神燈真的還有精靈跑出來精靈也真的給Get detailed information on Uni-Asia (C3T.SI) including stock quotes, financial news, historical charts, company background, company fundamentals, company financials, insider trades, annual reports and historical prices in the Company Factsheet....

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老婆偷情的隱諱證據

4月 22, 2013

張憶曼

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Company Profile – SharesInv.com - Shares Investment - Singapore Stock Market News, Prices & Foru從警校畢業的張先生結婚兩年,總感覺妻子有些異樣,懷疑妻子有外遇。一日，張先生總是發現妻子的手機上有一則陌生人的簡訊，而且每次簡訊的內容都是一樣的：“趙兄托你幫我辦點事。”！晚上十點，張先生一舉將出軌的妻子和那個正在茍合的男人擒拿。張先生大罵：太小看我了，你以為那簡訊信我不懂？All Rights Reserved. Pioneers & Leaders (Publishers) Pte Ltd. Best viewed with Mozilla Firefox 3.5 and above....

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職業殺手

4月 22, 2013

陳巧芹

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Softlogic Holdings PLC某日一法官參加一個高爾夫球賽， 參賽時，法官與一位陌生男子同組比賽。 比著比著，兩人就聊起天了。 當兩人聊到彼此的職業時，法官就介紹自己的頭銜， 另一人則說：『不瞞你說，我的職業和你恰恰相反，我是一名職業殺手……。 不信？Softlogic Holdings PLC, rated as one of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic and aggressive conglomerates now has expanded its footprint holding leading positions in domestic growth oriented sectors such as ICT, Healthcare, Retail, Financial Services, Automobiles and...

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