unique gift for girlfriend

十年前......十年後

8月 12, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Amazon.com - Girlfriend Pillow with Arm - Unique Gag Gift for Men - Funny Secret Santa or Retirement十年前......十年後父母十年前我們是父母的孩子；十年後我們是孩子的父母十年前我不知道家的溫馨；十年後我才體會家的溫暖十年前我渴望離家去遠方；十年後我渴望從遠方回家 十年前我對父母大吵大嚷；十年後我希望父母再罵我一次 生活 十年前我騎著自行車，吹著歡快的口哨，走在回家Greatest Gag Gift for Men. Do you have a bachelor party coming up and want a variation on the standard blow-up doll novelty gift? Looking for a funny secret Santa gift for one of your co-workers? Maybe you have an obnoxious friend that views himself to be...

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曹操坐飛機

8月 12, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

RedEnvelope - Official Site曹操坐飛機 話說有一次諸葛亮，劉備，孫權，曹操四人同乘飛機， 突然遇到緊急情況，需要跳傘逃生。 這時候才發現機上只剩下三個降落傘。 大家一陣緊張，這時只見諸葛搖搖羽毛扇清清嗓子， 說「這樣吧，山人出幾道題，能答上來的， 就跳傘，答不上來的只Shop for gifts you'll love to give. No matter the occasion or recipient, you're sure to find the perfectly unique gift at RedEnvelope. Shop today!...

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電腦隨堂考

8月 12, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Unique Gifts - Unusual Gift Ideas for Christmas, Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Mother's Da這天，電腦隨堂考，小葉拿著小抄寫得正起勁時，不幸被後面的教授給看見了…教授：「這是甚麼啊？」小葉：「虛、虛擬記憶體。」教授索性放過他。不一會ㄦ，小葉又偷瞄小抄，結果又被盯到…教授：「再犯啊？」小葉：「沒、沒啦，我正在進行cache的動作… 」教授：「不要有第UNIQUE GIFT IDEAS PERFECT GIFT FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING. "This is such a very unusual gift idea for a wife or husband...boyfriend or girlfriend...and is one of the most unique gifts I've seen." Internet ......

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台灣國語腔

8月 12, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Good Gifts for Girlfriend - Gifts For Girlfriends - Creative and Unique Gift Ideas現代有很多人說話都有台灣國語腔> 因此現在作一個實驗就可以知道自己有沒有台灣國語ㄛ> 首先請你唸出[花生]這兩個字> 再來請練出台灣省的[省]> 最後請你唸出[魔術]> 現在要再確認一次> 所以請你把剛才叫你唸的字接起來唸> 唸完以後請注意記住妳剛唸的東西ㄛ> 不然會不準>>>>>>>>>> 完蛋了Find good gifts for girlfriend. Unique gifts for girlfriends that are sure to impress her. Learn to get creative gifts. ... That is not a misprint. You can buy expensive gifts like computers, gift cards, and even cars from penny auction sites like BidRiva...

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笑話 .... 老來離婚........

8月 12, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Unique Gift Ideas HQ | Unique Gift Ideas HQ provides lists of Top 10 Gift Ideas for all occassions a老來離婚一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在洛杉機的兒子。 「兒子！雖然美國人不過中國年，但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情，也不想麻煩你。」 兒子：「？？」「你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。」 兒子大吼道：「爸！你在說什麼啊！」 「四十五年來我受夠了，我Gearing Up for Valentine’s Day Getting Into Valentine’s Day For Once Now, I’ll be upfront with you and tell you that I’ve spent enough Valentine’s Days alone to ... Our Top 10 Unique Valentines Gifts for Girlfriends Going beyond flowers, chocolates, and p...

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機智與反應

8月 12, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Unique Gifts | Unusual Gift Ideas | Gifts for Men | Gifts for Women一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯…」那人說「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的」沒想到對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜&Find unique gifts and unusual gift ideas for everyone one your list. We've got electronic gifts for Dad's birthday or Fathers day, Cozy gifts for Mom, and hundreds of fun gadgets for birthdays, graduation, or any time you need a last-minute gift....

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