united states patent office

我是女同姓戀者

4月 30, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

United States Patent and Trademark Office一個全副武裝的老牛仔坐在酒吧裏喝酒，這時一位美女走入坐在他旁邊。稍刻，她轉過頭來問：「你真是牛仔嗎？」「我一生中一直忙於帶領牛群，馴服馬，修圍牆，我想你可以稱呼我為牛仔。」過了一陣子牛仔轉問：「妳呢？ 小姐。」「我從未去過牧場，我當然不是牛仔女，我是女同姓戀者。」她繼續：「我一生中一直忙於想女人，由Home page of the United States Patent and Trademark Office's main web site. ... MBDA and USPTO Host Webinar Series for Business Owners The Minority Business Development Agency (MBDA) and the USPTO will conduct a free three-part webinar series ......

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粗級英語程度笑話

4月 30, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

United States Patent and Trademark Office - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一位在美的留學生，想要考駕駛執照。在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉 ，他不放心的問道：「 Turn left ？」監考官回答：「Right。」於是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉，他只好下次再來。* * * * * * * * * * *某人刻苦學習英語， 自以為終有小成。 一日上街不慎與The United States Patent and Trademark Office (PTO or USPTO) is an agency in the U.S. Department of Commerce that issues patents to inventors and businesses for their inventions, and trademark registration for product and intellectual property identificat...

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車迷夫妻的情趣生活18+

4月 30, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Patents - United States Patent and Trademark Office車迷夫妻愛車如子，一晚，夫妻倆上床後開始溫存。有了以下惡搞對話，絕對專業。 妻撫摸夫：國產車的漆面怎麼這樣粗糙？ 夫撫摸妻：你不也是合資車嘛，只不過是金屬漆而已。 妻有些迫不及待，摸了摸夫下面，妻：怎麼還不上路？ 夫：別著急，冷啟動嘛，點火後熱一下車還是必要的。 妻：你個託兒，你結婚前每次怎麼不用熱Patent Prosecution Highway (PPH); The Fast Track Examination of Applications Under the Patent Prosecution Highway (PPH), an applicant receiving a ruling from the Office of First Filing (OFF) that at least one claim in an application filed in the OFF is pa...

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歸車攏是土匪

4月 30, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

US Patent Office Grants 'Photography Against A White Background' Patent To Amazon | Techdirt話說某日，一個搭公車的小子，上了公車，翻遍全身都沒有零錢，只好挑出50元的硬幣投了進去。之後就後悔了，那個50元是他今天的餐費，沒了那個僅存的50元，今天就斷糧了，準備作個飢餓30大使的候選人了。於是他就跟司機說：「可不可以讓之後上來的4個人投的錢給我，就當作是找給我的錢」。司機人也很好，也就答應他The US Patent and Trademark Office is frequently maligned for its baffling/terrible decisions... and rightfully so. Because this is exactly the sort of thing for which the USPTO should be maligned. Udi Tirosh at DIY Photography has uncovered a recently gr...

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上輩子的情人

4月 30, 2013

何新冬

kuso

United States patent law - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia最近有則電視廣告好像是保險相關的中間有段是爸爸看著女兒說了『女兒是上輩子的情人』之類的話....我的同事有著兩個可愛的女兒話說某天他們一家看電視時剛好播到這則廣告就在電視裡的爸爸說完這句話的時候他們家小女兒轉過頭就對著他爸爸說了：....厚！！你上輩子..... 劈腿喔！！In the U.S., a patent is a right to exclude others from making, using, selling, offering for sale, exporting components to be assembled into an infringing device outside the U.S., importing the product of a patented process practiced outside the U.S., ind...

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黃臉婆掃墓記

4月 30, 2013

林若綠

kuso

U.S. Patent Office cancels Washington Redskins trademark - ESPN黃臉婆掃墓記 聽說婚姻是愛情的墳墓，算算結婚六年了，所以今天來掃墓。愛情，在剛開始有點意思，那種混沌未明、曖昧難定的時候，是最最吸引我的。 二個人互相猜著、想著、試探著，一直到證實了愛情，這個過程總讓我精神亢奮。 牽個手就會怦然心動，一吻幾乎要融化銷魂…我In what might be the most significant pressure put on Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder to change his team's name, the United States Patent and Trademark Office has canceled the team's trademarks on the basis that it is "disparaging to Native Americ...

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