universal studios hollywood

燒餅夾雞蛋

3月 28, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Universal Studios Hollywood - Official Site同事的妻子做飯一向懶省事，一天我問同事 「早上吃的什麼？」 「燒餅夾雞蛋。 」 「中午呢？」 「燒餅夾雞蛋。」 「怎麼兩頓吃一樣？」 「不一樣。」 「有什麼不一樣？」 「早上那個是熱的……」 Official site of Universal Studios Hollywood theme park in Los Angeles California. Your guide to park hours, attractions, and theme park ticket deals. ... Your email address has been added. Thank you, we look forward to being in touch soon....

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公雞為什麼要過馬路

3月 28, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Universal Studios Hollywood - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia公雞為什麼要過馬路柏拉圖：「為了追求更高的善。」亞里斯多德：「為了發揮潛能。」維根斯坦：「『穿過』的可能性被包含在『雞』跟『馬路』這兩個對象當中，而環境使得此一潛在可能性實現。」（奧利地哲學家）愛因斯坦：「公雞真的過馬路嗎？你們是否考慮到，也許是牠腳下的馬路在移動？」「究竟是雞過馬路，或是馬路過雞，Universal Studios Hollywood is a film studio and theme park in the unincorporated Universal City community of the San Fernando Valley region of the city of Los Angeles, California, United States. It is one of the oldest and most famous Hollywood film stud...

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鄉下的決鬥

3月 28, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Universal Studios - Official Site鄉下的決鬥在城市裡面有一位年輕人，練了一身好槍法但是卻無從展現於是呢，這位年輕人就坐車到了鄉下以會飛會跑的動物為主，來施展他的槍法 碰！！年輕人的第一槍就打中了ㄧ隻兔子正當他高興的要去回收戰利品時忽然一位農夫走了出來農夫說：「年輕人，這隻兔子死在我的土地上，所以是屬於我的」年輕人看了傻了，For more than 85 years, Universal Studios has been bringing unique entertainment experiences to millions of people around the world. We do this through our motion pictures and home videos, theme parks and attractions, television networks and programming, ...

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女生拒絕別人的絕招，男生也可看看

3月 28, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Theme Park Overview | Universal Studios Hollywood◎對方明明不認識妳，硬裝一副老朋友的樣子。男：真的，我確定以前在哪兒見過妳。女：是啊，所以我都不去那裡了。這句話很讚喔!我要把他學起來~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^◎妳不希望對方坐在妳身邊。男：這個位子沒人坐嗎？女：對，如果你坐下，我的位子也會沒人坐。這句話也是很棒拉,但是會部會太狠了點!可Official Site: Universal Studios Hollywood theme park in Los Angeles, CA! Your guide to park hours, attractions, and theme park ticket deals ... Get ready for the ultimate Hollywood experience! Find a full day of action-packed entertainment all in one pla...

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心碎了

3月 28, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Universal Studios Hollywood - Screamscape物理課上講動量守恆—— 老師：「一個雞蛋去撞另一個雞蛋，誰碎了？」 一同學舉手：「心碎了。」 老師：「誰的心碎了？！」 同學：「母雞的心碎了……」(5/7/15) I'm told that the new season passes being sold this year at Universal Studios Hollywood have just changed the terms for the newest passes being sold now, which will now expire on Feb. 11, 2016 for anyone just buying the pass now. Prior to this ch...

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外星人

3月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Universal Studios - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia外星人一架飛碟降落在一處人煙稀少的農場，從飛碟裡走出一對外星人夫婦他們竟然長得如此和地球人一樣農場主人夫婦非常高興的接待這對罕見的訪客四人相談甚歡，當晚決定玩玩換妻的遊戲當農場女主人和男外星人進入臥室脫光衣服後，女主人見男外星人的寶貝非常小於是問：「這麼小，中用嗎？」「沒問題」男外星人摸摸自己的左耳Universal Studios Inc. (also known as Universal Pictures), is an American film studio, owned by Comcast through its wholly owned subsidiary NBCUniversal,[1] and is one of Hollywood's "Big Six" film studios. Its production studios are at 100 Universal City...

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