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3月 26, 2013

謝盼柳

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Universal Orlando - Official Site    有一天小蛇問大蛇說：我們有沒有毒？大蛇說：「不知道」 大蛇又說：「怎麼了」 小蛇說：「我剛才咬到嘴唇...」    Official site for Universal Studios Florida, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Islands of Adventure, and Wet 'n Wild Waterpark....

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開車與打高爾夫球

3月 26, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Universal Studios - Official Site  阿明:「我老婆最喜歡打高爾夫球跟開車,真討厭!」小陳:「這樣有什麼不好呢?」阿明:「你不曉得!她打高爾夫球時一個也打不中;開車時倒是常常會撞到什麼.」   For more than 85 years, Universal Studios has been bringing unique entertainment experiences to millions of people around the world. We do this through our motion pictures and home videos, theme parks and attractions, television networks and programming, ...

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一千元

3月 26, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Universal Orlando Tickets, Discount Universal Studios Tickets, Ticket Promotions      今天早上我的一千元被風吹走了我到處找都找不到我就回到被吹不見的地方又扔了一千塊, 結果...我今天失去了兩千塊   Discounted Universal Orlando tickets and promotions are available at orlandodiscountticketsusa.com. Enjoy the best of attractions and entertainment that Universal Studios Orlando Florida has to offer. ... Shrek 4-D An interactive Ride/Show that picks up r...

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提款

3月 26, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Universal Orlando - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia    女出納：「主管，這麼晚去提款我害怕。。。」主管：「沒辦法，這筆資金有點兒急。」女出納：「萬一有歹徒劫色怎麼辦。」主管：「你拿手電筒去。」女出納：「這個有什麼用？」主管：「遇到了歹徒，你照一下自己的臉。」1 History and Location 2 Theme parks and attractions 2.1 Universal Studios Florida 2.2 Universal's Islands of Adventure 2.3 Wet 'n Wild Orlando 2.4 Universal CityWalk Orlando 2.5 Volcano Bay 3 Resorts 3.1 Loews Portofino Bay Hotel at Universal Orlando 3.2...

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五十元只能買像這樣小的西瓜

3月 26, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Discount Universal Studios Tickets - OrlandoFunTickets.com一個天高氣爽的日子，一名小女孩跟隨父母到農場玩，她一個人到西瓜園，怡然自得，玩的很開心。小女孩看見大大小小的西瓜，便問園主：「叔叔，這顆西瓜要多少錢?」園主回答：「小朋友，要兩百元。」小女孩說：「可是我只有五十元。」園主隨手指向一個很小的西瓜說：「小朋友，五十元只能買像這樣小的西瓜。」沒想到小女孩猛OrlandoFunTickets.com is the official online seller of Discount Universal Orlando tickets from Universal Studios in Orlando Florida. ... Get whisked away into a world of wonder, adventure and excitement at Universal Orlando® Resort -- home of the world's ...

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超毒的笑話

3月 26, 2013

小安

kuso

Universal Studios Orlando - Disney Vacation Package Walt Disney World Travel to Orlando Fl有一次辦聯誼，主辦人要求男同學這邊全部都騎機車 ，但是就一位同學很想炫耀自己一下，故意開他的新車車.這下子糟 ，女生都要坐他的車子.............這樣子就會有三四個男生沒有辦法載到妹妹，大家心裡都很幹，那位不合群的同學，這時主辦人想到一個整他的辦法，就是在這些女生當中，選出幾隻'恐龍'來坐Universal Studios Orlando is the Ultimate Entertainment Resort! with Theme Parks, Resort Hotels and Universal CityWalk, there's no better place to relax than one of the ... Resort Hotels Stay Cool Like You Mean It. There’s no better place to relax than on...

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