university of wisconsin-madison

造句

4月 16, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

University of Wisconsin–Madison - Official Site    老師:「大家現在來造一個句子.但是句子裡一定要有【糖】這個字。」 學生:「我在喝茶。」 老師:「"糖"在哪裡?」 學生:「在茶理。」     Tweet 1,500 goes out to my one true love @UWMadison. #Badgers...

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懶...

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Home, College of Engineering @ The University of Wisconsin-Madison, initiatives in energy, health, n    有一次，  小明到了學校..老師看見他的右手斷了，便問:"才幾天不見,你的手是怎麼了?"  小明說:"因為我懶阿~"  老師又問:"為什麼懶手就會斷?"  他回答:"有一次上學途中，走阿走阿... 就有一顆小石子跑到我的鞋子裡...Previous Pause Next College News New catalyst does more with less platinum UW-Madison researchers have figured out a way to make a precious metal more reactive—by using less of it. Making the biofuels process safer for microbes A multidisciplinary team .....

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我和誰玩

4月 16, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

News from the University of Wisconsin-Madison    在便利商店的後面四個賭鬼賭意正濃,突然警察來了他說:被我抓到了,第一個人說:我來跟朋友聊天,第二個說我來泡茶的,第三個說:我陪朋友,警察指向第四個人,說:絕對是你,第四個人說:你說我跟誰玩   Recent sightings Old school Sarah Krause writes on a manual typewriter on Library Mall on July 1, 2015. Krause was modeling for a Life Drawing 232 class taught by Leslie Smith III, an assistant professor of art. (Photo by Bryce Richter / UW-Madison)...

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放屁

4月 16, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

University of Wisconsin–Madison College of Agricultural and Life Sciences - Official Site    美麗的某小姐有一個不太好的習慣,就是喜歡放屁。 一天,這位小姐要搭公車上班, 身邊照例有數位熱情的追求者尾隨在她後面, 上了車沒多久,小姐的老毛病就忍不住犯了, 身邊一位男士很機警馬上大聲說"是我放的" 可是沒過多久,小姐Support You can help support the College of Agricultural & Life Sciences by making a gift to the University of Wisconsin Foundation. Make a Gift College of Agricultural and Life Sciences | 1450 Linden Drive | Madison, WI 53706 | 608.262.1251 | info@cals.w...

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發作業

4月 16, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

University of Wisconsin Law School - Official Site      有一天老師在發作業，王小華、林小毛......王肚皮..王肚皮...  叫到王肚皮的時候沒人來領作業本..就在這時候，有位小朋友舉手說：「老師，我沒拿到作業本!」  老師說：「你叫什麼名字ㄚ!」  我 叫王月坡   &Provides information about programs at the school, including the Institute for Legal Studies, public interest law, and International programs offered by the School of Law....

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今年冬天的天氣會不會很糟糕

4月 16, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

University of Wisconsin School of Medicine and Public Health - Official Site印地安人問他們的新酋長，這個冬天會是寒冷的還是溫暖的。 這位年輕的酋長從沒學過祖先的本事，他只是吩咐他們去撿木柴，然後，他走到一邊，給國家氣象局打電話。 “今年冬天的天氣會不會很糟糕？”他問。 “看上去是這樣的。”他得到這麼個回答。 於是酋長要求大家收The University of Wisconsin School of Medicine and Public Health in Madison addresses the evolving health care needs of Wisconsin and beyond while building on our innovative tradition of more than 100 years of educating health professionals and expanding ...

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