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國王的笑話

1月 17, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Uno Attack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia                                          &nbUno Attack (called Uno Extreme in the United Kingdom and Canada) is one of many variations on the popular Mattel card game Uno. It includes 112 (106 in the later versions) cards as well as a mechanic card launcher. The main difference between Uno Attack a...

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三個冷謎語~

1月 17, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

How to Play Uno Attack | eHowQ1:跑的最慢的雞叫什麼??Q2:為什麼把飛彈往天上射打不到星星??Q3:什麼東西怕衛生紙??嘿嘿...看過別打我..A1:妮可(妮可基嫚)A2:因為星星會閃A3:手(手帕衛生紙)冷冷冷冷冷冷冷冷冷冷冷冷冷The object of the game is the same as the original Uno game with an unpredictable twist. Players still need to get rid of all playing cards before other opponents and reach 500 points and you still must scream "Uno" when you have only one card left. But t...

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何謂「烏魚子」

1月 17, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Uno Attack: Card Meanings and Symbols - Game Yum: Featuring Family Friendly Games, Mobile and Social有一天上社會課，我跟小朋友解釋何謂「烏魚子」，就是母烏魚體內的卵子。不過公烏魚體內也有精子，台語叫「魚刁」，也可以吃。有一個小男生他很大聲的問：「老師，那人的精子也可以吃嗎？」 我馬上當機30秒，整個臉越來越紅，最後只好留下一句：「回去問你媽媽！」 後來我回家問我媽(優良資深退休教師)，她說「老實說Starting the Game The dealer turns up one of the cards to start the Draw pile at the beginning of the game. The Uno Attack card symbols have somewhat different meanings if one of the special cards are turned up in this situation. Discard All: The player t...

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一個女孩叫我脱下她的衣服

1月 17, 2013

何憶青

kuso

UNO ATTACK Game Replacement Cards:Amazon:Toys & Games有一個女孩，長得如花似玉，因為家庭因素，不得不跟她單身的哥哥(也就是我)住在一起。 平常我們表面上都會裝得很正常。 有一天，那女孩终於忍不住了，把我叫到她房間去說：『哥哥....我再也受不了了.....我現在命令你把我的外套脱掉。』 我默默的照做了， 她深吸了一口氣，說『現在.....再脱掉我的上衣Amazon UNO ATTACK Game Replacement Cards ... Price: $14.99 Only 3 left in stock - order soon FREE Shipping on orders over $35. Sold by Ultimate Bargains and Fulfilled by Amazon. Gift-wrap available....

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如何快速跟正妹變成朋友

1月 17, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Uno (card game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小華：要怎樣才能快速跟正妹當朋友呢？小明：還不簡單？看我的！只見小明走到一位正妹旁邊～～小明：我喜歡你很久了！正妹：對不起，我們還是當朋友就好……............... 真的超快速.................Uno (/ˈuːnoʊ/; from Italian and Spanish for 'one') is an American card game which is played with a specially printed deck (see Mau Mau for an almost identical game played with normal playing cards). The game was originally developed in 1971 by Merle Robbi...

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[趣味笑話] 一個常看A片的小學男生寫的日記

1月 17, 2013

張千梅

kuso

How to Play UNO - YouTube今天天氣真好，陽光照在大地，萬里無雲，是個野外露出的好時候。一大早，我的癡漢爸爸和人妻媽媽就忙著做早點，招呼我吃飯然後上學。到了學校，問了在校門口值班的那個幼齒姐姐好，就到了教室開始上早讀。早上念的是英文，我的英文程度在班上算是比較好的，一些常用的口語比如說oh yeah,come on,hardeWatch more How to Play Card Games videos: http://www.howcast.com/videos/296638-... To play this game, all you need are UNO cards and a friend. Follow these instructions for a fun game for all ages. Step 1: Deal 7 cards per player; create a Draw pile with ...

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