uno rules with normal cards

我是女同姓戀者

6月 13, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Uno (card game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個全副武裝的老牛仔坐在酒吧裏喝酒，這時一位美女走入坐在他旁邊。稍刻，她轉過頭來問：「你真是牛仔嗎？」「我一生中一直忙於帶領牛群，馴服馬，修圍牆，我想你可以稱呼我為牛仔。」過了一陣子牛仔轉問：「妳呢？ 小姐。」「我從未去過牧場，我當然不是牛仔女，我是女同姓戀者。」她繼續：「我一生中一直忙於想女人，由Uno (/ˈuːnoʊ/; from Italian and Spanish for 'one') is an American card game which is played with a specially printed deck (see Mau Mau for an almost identical game played with normal playing cards). The game was originally developed in 1971 by Merle Robbi...

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粗級英語程度笑話

6月 13, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Rules of Card Games: Uno variations一位在美的留學生，想要考駕駛執照。在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉 ，他不放心的問道：「 Turn left ？」監考官回答：「Right。」於是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉，他只好下次再來。* * * * * * * * * * *某人刻苦學習英語， 自以為終有小成。 一日上街不慎與Birthday Suit Uno orionca@earthlink.net wrote: After my gaming group had played UNO for a couple of years straight, we invented this version of UNO out of boredom and found that it actually works after a fashion: Standard UNO rules, only the cards are dea...

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好男人出沒 輔大猴

6月 13, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Uno Rules - The Original Uno Card Game Rules                 出處：[日記] 好男人出沒! March 26, 2013 更多輔大猴日記...請按此 ※本文由《輔大猴》授權刊登，未經同意禁止轉載。 歡迎加入【輔大猴粉絲團】 www.facebookExplaining the card game Uno and its rules. ... Setup: The game is for 2-10 players ages 7 and over. Every player starts with seven cards, and they are dealt face down. The rest of the cards are placed in a pile face down....

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歸車攏是土匪

6月 11, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Uno Cards Game Rules, Instructions & Directions話說某日，一個搭公車的小子，上了公車，翻遍全身都沒有零錢，只好挑出50元的硬幣投了進去。之後就後悔了，那個50元是他今天的餐費，沒了那個僅存的50元，今天就斷糧了，準備作個飢餓30大使的候選人了。於是他就跟司機說：「可不可以讓之後上來的4個人投的錢給我，就當作是找給我的錢」。司機人也很好，也就答應他Uno Cards game rules and instructions don't take too long to read through and learn how to play. Check out these Uno Cards game rules today! ... Object: To be the first player to score 500 points. You'll get points by getting rid of all your cards first. ...

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熊.兔子.神燈

6月 11, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

UNO - The Card Game有一隻熊跟一隻兔子森林裡撿到一盞神燈熊跟兔子便摩擦那盞神燈神燈精靈出現後說:你們兩個都能有三個願望熊先說道:我希望這片森林的熊都變成母的(除了自己以外)兔子就說:我第一個願望要安全帽熊還不滿意他第二的願望就許:我希望這座島上的熊都變成母的兔子說:我第二的願望要一台摩托車第三的願望熊還是不滿意熊說我要UNO is one of the world's most popular family card games, with rules easy enough for kids, but challenging and exciting enough for all ages. ... UNO Games UNO UNO is America's #1 card game! The object is to be the first player or team to score 500 points....

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上帝救救我

6月 11, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

UNO Online | Play UNO Card Game Online有一人獨自在叢林中冒險，突然發現自己被食人族重重包圍，於是對天空大喊：『我死定了，上帝救救我！』只見天空出現一道光，傳來一個聲音：『還不一定，現在你撿起地上一顆大石頭，把帶頭的酋長砸死 ！』於是他撿起地上最大的一顆石頭，狠狠地砸向酋長。正好把酋長砸死，族人全都呆了一呆，接著怒目相向，這時天上又傳來一This UNO online card game is a colorful, 3-player version of the classic UNO card game. Here you play against two computer opponents. Play free now! ... © 2013 UNO Online ......

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