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Urban Dictionary, January 16: mouth hugging  Jan 17 kindergarten redshirt When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school te...

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Urban Dictionary, January 14: Mastabbatical  "Dude, how was the Metallica concert last night?" "They sounded great, but those fourth-row tickets I paid all that money for were pointless. I couldn't see Kirk Hamett's fingering because the cameragoer in front of me was filming the whole damn show on h...

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Urban Dictionary, January 17: kindergarten redshirt  gen 14 Mastabbatical A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be use...

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Urban Dictionary, January 11: Daylate savings time  When you and another man have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture (couch, bed, dresser, pool table, etc.) If you and another woman have both had sex on the same specific piece of furniture but not with each other, then you are furniture s...

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Urban Dictionary, January 16: mouth hugging  jan. 12 Condom Crinkle The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying". Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl ......

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