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提醒別人一些尷尬的事情

8月 5, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Vemma Nutrition Company | Home Based Health Business Opportunity有一位教授在上倫理課,他告訴同學們如何提醒別人一些尷尬的事情比如說如果你們看見女孩子屁股上有草屑,你們應該委婉地說:姑娘,你的肩上有草屑,這樣女孩子往肩部看時,然后向下看就會看見了這時一個女學生舉手站了起來,說:教授,你領帶的拉鏈開了!一劇場裏，演出正在進行。 一位觀眾站起來沿著一排座位走進了廁所。Vemma can provide the opportunities, ideas and resources to help you start and run a home based business. ... *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent a...

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你娘沒老爸喔

8月 5, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Vemma, Building A Solid Nutritional Foundation Is Vital To Your Overall Health一天... 我爸 我媽和我三個人在看電視突然...我媽的手機響了....手機離我很近我不經意地看一下來電顯示...不看還好...一看...驚呼一聲...這時我媽把手機拿起來接...我露出驚恐的表情...對一臉疑惑的我爸說: 爸爸 你明明就跟我們在一起啊電話不是你打的???為什麼媽媽的手機來電顯示"爸Vemma's success lies firmly in the results achieved from our clinically studied, single formula product line. ... The Antioxidant Power of Vemma Antioxidants are compounds that inhibit unstable molecules, called free radicals, from damaging our cells....

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只說實話的堂弟

8月 5, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Vemma Europe: Discover a Nutritional Powerhouse - The Quality of your life只說實話的堂弟我們家算是個大家庭 奶奶生了六七個今天要講的就是我二叔的孩子 嗯 給他個代號叫小白好了他從小活潑動人 腦子聰明沒出生前給人算過命 說是天生將才遇到誰都甜甜的叫姐姐 哥哥可是直到他說出那句話後 我才知道他是那種"將才"1.叔叔原來是"哥哥"有次我們堂兄弟姐妹玩在一起時大家興起逗起他來 要Vemma Europe presents - Vemma a liquid vitamin that provides your body with the most nourishment, One of the highest absorption rates in a multivitamin. ... Nutrition for a Lifetime Congratulations New Star Ambassador, Anders Karlsson! Congratulations New...

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宅宅也有春天

8月 5, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Vemma我有個朋友叫阿偉 他是個不折不扣的宅宅其實阿偉人長的也算帥 國高中時代也是學校籃球隊的風雲人物但自從上了大學 他玩魔獸已經到了無可救藥的境界扣掉睡覺跟吃飯時間一天可以上十幾個小時 月卡用的比優游卡還凶打開他的衣櫃會發現 阿偉只有6件衣服 (包含一件系服 一件捐血愛心T恤)我本來也覺得阿偉只是「居家」Vemma can provide the opportunities, ideas and resources to help you start and run a home based business. ... The Great State Update Wow, looking back at the first quarter numbers of 2012, I have to share some things that jump out at me. Now, keep in mind...

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任君選擇

6月 17, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Vemma | How To Get Started and What You Need to Know | Residual Income | Work from Home一對戀人在灣仔區街頭爭論前往銅鑼灣的方向，男的說要向東走，女的堅持說向西走。剛好遇到一個朋友，於是男的請他公斷。「如果你要去銅鑼灣，就向東走；如果你要女朋友，就向西走。」朋友說。有一天有位弟弟去果園裡摘蘋果結果 果園的主人出來看到他他說:「走 . 我帶你去見你爸爸」結果 小弟弟對著另外一邊的樹說「爸Vemma- Learn why this might be the perfect home based business. Work from home and build a residual income. Set your own schedule and be part of a great team....

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護士的笑話

6月 17, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Vemma - 影片搜尋話說 我朋友A是一個正在實習的白衣天使她的學姊B也是 剛好被分到了精神科實習有一天...一個精神病患C不知道從哪裡得到一把菜刀然後開始瘋狂的追殺B一邊追 還一邊叫嚇得學姊B連滾帶爬的邊喊救命啊~救命啊~ 可是大家也不太敢上前解救 學姊B只好一直跑~後來跑到樹下 學姊B不小心跌倒了只見那個神...

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