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財務專業顧問

4月 16, 2013

陳新白

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V Australia - Official Site一個財務專業顧問收到新印的名片後，氣急敗壞地打電話向印刷廠抗議… 「你們搞什麼鬼？我的名片印成『專業顧門』，少了一個口啦！」 「對不起對不起，我們馬上幫您重印！」 數日後，重新印的名片寄來了…務專業顧問看了更氣 上面頭銜印著「專業顧門口」！Book Virgin Australia flights to destinations in Australia and around the world. Book hotels, cars, travel insurance and holidays. ... Please be advised that American Express and Diners Club cards are not currently available as forms of payment for flight...

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墓園的看守人

4月 16, 2013

劉安竹

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Virgin Australia Check In Options | Virgin Australia有一個年輕人，覺得任何工作都太辛苦了。他做過的每份工作，從來沒有超過十天。 他的父親因此感到十分苦惱，也非常擔心，四處請求朋友代為留意合適的工作機會。 終於有一天，一位朋友帶來了一個好消息。他為這年輕人找到了一份非常輕鬆的工作：年輕人什麼都不必做，只要每天坐在椅子上，就算完成這一天的工作。 這工作是List of the options available to guests to check in on Virgin Australia flights ... Partner Airline Check-in Partner airline check-in is available at the aiport with the carrier operating your flight. Operating carrier information is clearly displayed on ...

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一時喝醉

4月 16, 2013

王映夏

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Virgin Australia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia        長得又胖又安全的中年婦人，跑到交通警察面前說：「有個無聊男子一直在後面跟蹤我。」 警察對中年婦人打量了一下，「我想他可能一時喝醉了，等一下就沒事了！」     Virgin Australia Airlines, formerly Virgin Blue Airlines, is Australia's second-largest airline[3] as well as the largest by fleet size to use the Virgin brand. Now based in Bowen Hills, Brisbane, the airline was co-founded by British businessman Richard ...

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受騙的滋味

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Wotif Flights - Find Cheap Flights with Wotif        一位生命垂危的先生在交待遺囑... 先生：臨死前，我有一個心願，妳能為我做到嗎？ 妻子：是什麼心願？你儘管說，我一定幫你完成 先生：我死後，希望妳嫁給隔壁的老王 妻子：為什麼？ 先生：那個混帳東Compare cheap flights with Wotif. Choose from 400+ airlines flying to thousands of destinations! ... Expedia, Inc. is not responsible for content on external Web sites. ©2015 ......

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匿名信

4月 16, 2013

郭靖萍

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Cheap Virgin Australia Flights | Webjet Flights - Webjet          小明暗戀隔離班的一個女孩，有一天，他終於鼓起勇氣，寫了一封匿名信偷偷地放入她的書包， 小強就問小明︰「她的反應怎樣？」  小明︰「她很激動。」  小強︰「哦，那很好嘛，接下來呢？」  小明︰「後來她就Book cheap flights with Virgin Australia online now. Use the Webjet dealfinders to find the cheap times to travel to your destination. ... Virgin Australia flight equals an affordable holiday! If you're looking to take a family vacation, whisk off on a ro...

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帳單

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Virgin Group - Official Site      老羅口齒不清地對侍者說:"我想我是喝多了,請給我一點什麼能醒酒的東西"  侍者說:"好的,我這就去拿帳單"     Virgin.com - home of Richard Branson, Virgin Unite, Music, Travel, Entrepreneurship & the Virgin companies ... Sorry, we don't look so hot in this browser. If you want to see us at our very best then how about upgrading? We're worth it… Here are the instr...

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