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別叫我爸

4月 16, 2013

王采安

kuso

About Visual Basic兒子戰戰兢兢地回到家：「爸，今天考試只得了60分。」爸爸很生氣：「下次再考低了，就別叫我爸！」第二天兒子回來了：「對不起，哥！」Everything you always wanted to know ABOUT Visual Basic! Resources, exclusive content, links, learning, tutorials and more. Here's how to get started programming Visual Basic from the ground up and tips to keep going for experts....

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約會遲到

4月 16, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Comparison of C Sharp and Visual Basic .NET - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個男士跟女友約會遲到了。女友疾言厲色道：「像你這種不守時的男人，只有狗才會愛你～」男士說：「我去銀行辦理事情，剛剛繼承了兩千萬的遺產。」女友馬上學狗叫：「汪汪！汪汪！」 Visual Basic .NET terminates a block of code with End BlockName statements (or Next statements, for a for loop) which are more familiar for programmers with experience using T-SQL. In C#, the braces, {}, are used to delimit blocks, which is more familiar ...

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爛電腦

4月 16, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Visual Basic Community - Toolbox for IT某女電腦故障打電話到售後服務部門,然後說:「你們的電腦怎麼這樣?爛得要死,只有"白癡"才會買你們的電腦!」客服回答:「很抱歉給您帶來的不便,也請您不要這樣批評自己,您的問題我們會盡快解決!」Offers forums for discussion, an integrated directory, daily news, and services geared towards Visual Basic professionals and users of Visual Basic products....

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近親不得聯姻

4月 16, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Visual Basic - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia五歲的妹妹好愛哥哥，成天嚷著長大要跟他結婚。媽媽正苦思要怎麼解釋近親不得聯姻的道理，只見七歲哥哥已經嚴正拒絕：「不行！這樣我們的小孩只有一對阿公阿嬤，紅包會少一份！」The following Visual Basic traits differ from C-derived languages: Statements tend to terminate with keywords, such as "End If", instead of using "{}"s to group statements. Multiple variable assignment is not possible. A = B = C does not imply that the va...

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測謊機

4月 16, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Latest Visual Basic Articles - CodeGuru - Microsoft developers related ideas, articles, tips, tricks有一天 小明考試考了10分 而小明知道 這種成績回去會被爸爸毒打一頓 所以他拿起紅筆 在10分上面畫一撇變成70分 之後小明就想：(( 都70分了(( 乾脆一不做二不休(( 變成90分好了^^於是小明又在分數上畫一個圈 分數就變成90了 之後小明回家拿成績給爸爸看 爸爸不相信小明可以考這麼高的分數 This is a Codeguru directory of articles on the topic of Visual Basic. ... Rocket Mobile® for IBM i is an enterprise mobile application development and deployment platform for customers who rely on the IBM i system....

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鼻好了沒有

4月 16, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Visual Basic Code Source - Free Source Code for Visual Basic and Visual Basic.NETA:李準,鼻好了沒有?Ｂ：準備好了!A:不是!我是問你的鼻子好了沒有?Free and Unique Source Code, Examples, Code Snippets, Tutorials, Controls, and more for Visual Basic 6.0, Visual Basic .NET, and VB.NET 2005, VB 2008, VB2010, and Visual ......

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