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4月 3, 2013

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大陸順口溜.越到後面越好笑~

3月 27, 2013

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非常恐怖的軍中笑話

3月 27, 2013

郭憶香

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要以身作則

3月 27, 2013

何樂芹

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流行順口溜之男人篇

3月 27, 2013

蔡若藍

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預測天氣的最新儀器

3月 27, 2013

謝語竹

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