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US Wheel Online — VW Wheels一個穿著華麗的婦人剛從瑞士回國。她發覺她身旁坐著一位很親切的牧師。她問:"對不起,神父,可以要求你幫個忙嗎?""當然可以,孩子。我可以做什麼?""是這樣的, 我買了一部先進的除毛器,十分的昂貴。而且我的行李已經達到最高的稅限,我怕海關人員會充公我這東西。你可以幫我藏入你的聖袍裡面?""當然可以,孩子Talk to Us... Feel free to ask us anything! Call us, send us an email or share your favorite product pics on Facebook. We want to hear from you and we promise to respond. Phone: 7148920021 Email: web-emails@uswheel.com...

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Contact Us - VW.com | Official Home of Volkswagen Cars & SUVs某日,在歷史課堂上, 老師:「何謂三不政策?」 學生:「不知道、不清楚、不要問我。」 師曰:「@$%^%@$#……」在非洲,有位不識字的老先生去考駕照,交通規則便改為口試。 主考官以流利的母語問老先生:「你開車遇到紅燈要怎樣?」 老先生回答他:「馬上停下來。」 主考官:「Got a question for VW? Need some information? Feel free to contact us via phone or email. VW customer service is easy to reach, and we're here to help....

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TheSamba.com :: Volkswagen Classifieds, photos, shows, forums, and information有一個病人再洗澡時發現他的龜頭竟然是紫色的結果就去給醫生看啦~醫生說:[根據我多年來的經驗,這一定是你染了性病,不切除掉不行!!!]病人覺得很無奈 也只好聽醫生的話 把龜頭切除。過了幾個月病人又發現他的睪丸也變得紫色了,又去找之前那一位醫生醫生就很確定的說:[根據我多年來的經驗,又是你染了性病,不切Classified ads, photos, shows, links, forums, and technical information for the Volkswagen automobile ... VW Fact #815: In 1964, Goodyear began supplying Volkswagenwerk with more than 400,000 American-made tires per year. The tires were exported from New ...

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