wahoo and umbrella

車迷夫妻的情趣生活18+

4月 30, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Wahoo and Umbrella - Filmmaker recounts nuclear test - YouTube車迷夫妻愛車如子，一晚，夫妻倆上床後開始溫存。有了以下惡搞對話，絕對專業。 妻撫摸夫：國產車的漆面怎麼這樣粗糙？ 夫撫摸妻：你不也是合資車嘛，只不過是金屬漆而已。 妻有些迫不及待，摸了摸夫下面，妻：怎麼還不上路？ 夫：別著急，冷啟動嘛，點火後熱一下車還是必要的。 妻：你個託兒，你結婚前每次怎麼不用熱Wahoo and Umbrella were code names for two underwater nuclear tests conducted in 1958. Wahoo was detonated on May 16, 1958 and Umbrella was detonated on June 8, 1958. Pat Bradley, the cameraman who photographed these events recounts his first hand experie...

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吻仔魚五部曲

5月 2, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Dock Essentials | Wahoo Docks★首部曲老公為了替破病中的老婆煮飯，決定到傳統市場買材料準備煮海鮮粥「孝敬」老婆……老公：「老闆，今天有進新的魚獲嗎？」魚販：「有啊！你看鱈魚怎樣？」老公：「鱈魚…？可是我要煮粥哩！有沒有小魚？」魚販：「煮粥呀－那吻仔魚最好了！』老公：「吻仔魚？好吧！那&hyou can… Add accessories like our 4-step dock ladder, dog dock ladder, PWC lift, or powder-coated kayak rack (we can even provide the kayak too!)“ Throw in some dock furniture—such as a Captain’s Chair, dock bench, dock umbrella, or our famous ‘dock ......

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雙重打擊

5月 2, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Spreader Bars, Umbrella Rigs, Splash Bars, Squid Bars and High speed trolling spreader bars for tuna我有個同事 賴小姐(沒懷孕)，長的圓圓潤潤，非常愛吃...有次跟她老公搭火車回宜蘭娘家，人很多，沒有位子，小夫妻年輕力壯就決定站到宜蘭.....沒想到一走進車廂就有人讓位……熱心乘客："我馬上要下車沒關係，懷孕的人不能久站，坐著吧！"也不聽她分辨就硬拉她坐下，還很親切的講Spreader Bars, Umbrella Rigs, Splash Bars, Squid Bars and High speed trolling spreader bards from alltackle.com ... Alltackle.com Gift Guide Gifts $5-$25 Gifts $25-$50 Gifts $50-$75 Gifts $75-$100 Gifts $100-$150 Gifts $150-$200 Gifts $200-$300 Gifts $300...

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你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊

5月 2, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Wahoo Fish Identification - LandBigFish - Fishing Tackle Martketplace昨天我哥例行地騎機車來接我下班騎著騎著,車子都遇到了紅燈停了下來快要變綠燈的時候,隔壁機車上的情侶中的男生對著我們大叫媽的~老兄!你馬子怎麼醜成這樣啊!下次記得找正一點的啊!哈哈哈哈~~~~~~說完就邊狂笑邊狂催油門一溜煙的就不見了我心想:算了~反正我也不是啥大正妹...(不過這樣被講心裡也不是很高Wahoo,Freshwater and saltwater fish identification center. Research fish habitats, Wahoo feeding habits, Wahoo fishing tips, Wahoo pictures, images, photos, descriptions, ... BUY FISH ID CARDS These water proof and pocket size cards are designed to assist...

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粗級英語程度笑話

4月 30, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Outer Banks Massage delivers a spa to your vacation home-year-round!一位在美的留學生，想要考駕駛執照。在考試時因為過於緊張，看到地上標線是向左轉 ，他不放心的問道：「 Turn left ？」監考官回答：「Right。」於是他立刻向右轉。 很抱歉，他只好下次再來。* * * * * * * * * * *某人刻苦學習英語， 自以為終有小成。 一日上街不慎與OBX in-home massage serving Duck, Corolla, Nags Head, Kill Devil Hills, Kitty Hawk & Southern Shores, Outer Banks, NC. Licensed Therapists bring the spa to you! ... Make your 2015 Summer and Fall season reservation today by calling us during regular ......

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史上最惡劣結婚請帖

4月 30, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

operation Hardtack :umbrella 1958 atomic bomb test - YouTube史上最惡劣結婚請帖如下： 「恭喜！恭喜～本人大喜日訂在下月１０日喔～各位錢包還有一個月屯積時間！ 當日現場備有刷卡機（未超過２０００元需加３％手續費）及禮卷、股票質押 服務！不然先押學生證、身份證也可以，一個月內補錢過來有效（否則就拿去 亂壓漫畫！） 凡出示失業遣散證明者可享１２００早場特half of hiroshima explosion power Operation Hardtack 1958 ID:umbrella PS: atomic forum is no longer more : C....

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