we are one

說對了話

4月 24, 2013

連冷文

kuso

We Are The Ones song by will.i.am - Obama - YouTube說對了話    趙先生一早起來就頭痛的要死... 因為他前一天晚上喝的爛醉回家!! 他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開。 睜開眼後竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥， 然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經燙好、疊好在床邊。 因為一起床就"We Are The Ones" feauturing the opinions of celebrities like Jessica Alba, Ryan Phillippe, Regina King, Kerry Washington, John Leguizamo and Tyrese. SUBSCRIBE http://bit.ly/williamSUBSCRIBE PLAYLISTS Music Videos http://bit.ly/williamMUSICVIDEOS Tracks h...

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機智與反應

4月 24, 2013

王映夏

kuso

We Are The World - Michael Jackson, Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Diana Ross, Lionel Richie and Ray Ch一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯…」那人說「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的」沒想到對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜&FOR THE PEOPLE IN AFRICA... DO YOU KNOW WHO THE GUY IN THE BLACK LEATHER JACKET AND BLUE SHIRT? SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS A SORE THROAT BUT SOUNDS AWESOME? PLEASE COMMENT HIS NAME....

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老來離婚.

4月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

Why We Are So Rude Online - The Wall Street Journal & Breaking News, Business, Financial a老來離婚一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在洛杉機的兒子。 「兒子！雖然美國人不過中國年，但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情，也不想麻煩你。」 兒子：「？？」「你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。」 兒子大吼道：「爸！你在說什麼啊！」 「四十五年來我受夠了，我Soon-to-be-published research from professors at Columbia University and the University of Pittsburgh links online browsing to lower self control, higher debt and weight. ... That unleashed a torrent. One person demanded to see the doctor's "scientific re...

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十二條內褲

4月 24, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Race - Are We So Different?十二條內褲------輕鬆一下Air China 飛北京的路途上，空姐給飛機上的老外上餐…老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Cake China ( 饅頭) 老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Pizza China ( 餡餅)The American Anthropological Association presents a new look at race through three lenses....

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丟死人了，再也不用賓館的套套了

4月 24, 2013

何憶青

kuso

We Fly Free - The possibilities are endless...這個暑假，輔導員組織了我們留校的同學一起出去玩，9男12女 我們去了風景秀麗的地方 晚上住在山上的賓館，因為男生是單數，所以我要求一個人房間 住山上的賓館的確很爽，陽台外面就是大自然，美中不足的是，這裡沒有家禽服務 可是房間的床頭櫃有兩盒套套，很精致，三件裝的 實在是閒的慌，半夜坐陽台吹套套玩，吹破We were the first ones through immigration thanks to disembarking first. After collecting our bags, which took a little longer than I hoped, we met the St. Regis representative. I read in advance that St. Regis transfers were a little more costly than tax...

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台灣國語腔

4月 24, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

who we are | NMSI New Mexico Sinus Institute Ear, Nose & Throat Specialists現代有很多人說話都有台灣國語腔> 因此現在作一個實驗就可以知道自己有沒有台灣國語ㄛ> 首先請你唸出[花生]這兩個字> 再來請練出台灣省的[省]> 最後請你唸出[魔術]> 現在要再確認一次> 所以請你把剛才叫你唸的字接起來唸> 唸完以後請注意記住妳剛唸的東西ㄛ> 不然會不準>>>>>>>>>> 完蛋了Ian Alexander, MD Dr. Ian Alexander, MD of Otolaryngology, is one of the top sinus surgeons in the country and a leading authority on Balloon sinus dilation, a minimally invasive treatment option that can be performed in the office. The objective of ballo...

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