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09年最爆笑的笑話

5月 23, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It with lyrics - YouTube1、某君住店，夜半致電吧臺：最便宜的小姐多少錢？ 答：“一百，但是醜哦，漂亮的五百。” 某君說要醜的。 小姐來後，某君讓其裸坐沙發，自去床上酣睡至天亮。 小姐不解問：“叫我來幹嗎？” 某君答：&ldquThis feature is not available right now. Please try again later. Title says it...

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妳帶著犯罪工具，就是有罪

5月 23, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Why We Can't Take Chipotle's GMO Announcement All That Seriously : The Salt : NPR阿美是一美麗的業餘攝影家，某日她在一海岸邊尋找攝影景點，遭一海防阿兵哥阻擋，並要將他抓起來，阿美辯稱：「我沒罪！我又沒現場拍照！」 阿兵哥回道：「可是妳帶著犯罪工具，就是有罪！」阿美突然大叫：「強姦啊！強姦啊！」 阿兵哥驚慌失措的說：「我沒有！我沒有！妳亂說！」阿美慢慢說道：「可The top reason to back away from GMOs, according to Chipotle's website, is uncertainty about the long-term safety of growing and consuming this food. Yet the company apparently has no problem with salt, a substance that poses risks that are far more clear...

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醫院診所之小笑話

5月 23, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Latest Music News | MetroLyrics - Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics醫院診所之小笑話在大型醫學中心因開刀房手術室有好多間,但須配合需要搭配刷手護士才能安排手術.一日就聽到主治醫師與開刀房護理長有如下的"曖昧"對話:醫師: 請問現在有沒有"房間"啊?護理長: 有啊! 不過要看"小姐"夠不夠.醫師: 請盡量幫幫忙,排兩個小姐給我,我很急!護理長: 好吧! 不過你盡量快一Get the latest music news. Find breaking music news, including song lyrics, photos and top music stories. ... Special Features Bryce Vine Wrote A Song About Drugs (Even Though He Doesn't Do Them) See all Liner Notes Nate Ruess Wrote Out A Set of 'Grand .....

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偷情.跌倒....

5月 23, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

jay-z the take over - YouTube偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裡的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告Rating is available when the video has been rented. nas diss song...

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頭銜重不重要？

5月 23, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Cradle to Cradle: Remaking the Way We Make Things: Michael Braungart, William McDonough, Stephen Hoy我們公司有兩位'主管'， 平常不使用名片，有一次為了要申辦信用卡， 就要求我們幫她們製作幾張印有頭銜的名片， 以便交給銀行審核。 第一位是：環境保護檢測工程部執行長 另一位是：高級營養管理設計部主任兼採購執行長 這兩位， 第一位是I can't think of another book that so obviously practices what it preaches as _Cradle to Cradle: Remaking the Way We Make Things_ (North Point Press) by William McDonough and Michael Braungart. Books are usually printed on a fairly high grade of paper ......

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你愛不愛我 ？

5月 23, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Kill the Password: Why a String of Characters Can't Protect Us Anymore | WIRED有一對男女正在吃晚餐那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我 ？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生 :你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生......男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒 .....女生Your email. Your bank account. Your address and credit card number. Photos of your kids or, worse, of yourself, naked. The precise location where you’re sitting right now as you read these words. Since the dawn of the information age, we’ve bought into th...

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