welcome to the new age

動物園打工記

7月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Welcome to the New Age of Counterinsurgency Policing某天，動物園裡的猩猩生病了，於是就請那位學生扮演猩猩，就這樣在園裡盪來盪去表演給遊客看，竟然一不小心就盪到隔壁的老虎區去了。眼看著老虎就這樣走向他，他非常的害怕結果老虎走近他之時說：「學弟不要怕，有學長在！」禿子走進美容院坐下，髮型師：「你想要什麼呢？」禿子：「我去植過髮，可是受不了疼痛，如果你能夠Last week, as Baltimore braced for renewed protests over the death of Freddie Gray, the Baltimore Police Department (BPD) prepared for battle. With state-of-the-art surveillance of local teenagers’ Twitter feeds, law enforcement had learned that a group o...

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打掃阿姨的雞絲麵

7月 3, 2013

林若綠

kuso

2015 Ion Ice Auger Review: Welcome to the New Age打掃阿姨的雞絲麵 Ａ君與打掃阿姨的故事打掃阿姨：Ａ君！替我看”雞絲麵” Ａ君： 啊？啥”雞絲麵”...(Ａ君心想打掃阿姨好可憐，居然得拜託他替買雞絲麵） Ａ君：阿姨，您的孩子不替您準備中晚餐嗎？ 打掃阿姨：有啊～2015 Ion 8" Ice Auger w/ Reverse Review: I haven't tested the Ion auger out on the ice yet, but I can tell you that the construction of this auger is the best I have seen. The auger is constructed of aluminum (NOT plastic, like the new $600 electric strik...

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老人 .. 與 孩子 ..

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Welcome the Light一位老先生沿街緩慢地行走，看見一個小男孩正在搆一個門鈴，但門鈴太高，怎麼也搆不到，心地善良的老先生停下來對小孩子說：“我來幫助你按鈴吧。”於是他使勁兒按著鈴兒，整個房子裏的人都聽到了鈴聲。 小孩這時卻對老先生說：“現在咱們逃走吧，快！” 老先生：&ldNESARA, 2012, Channelling, & Ethereal information ... The Citizen Hearing On Disclosure: Capt. Robert Salas (USAF, Ret.) While on active duty he worked as a Weapons Controller, flew target drones, commanded inter-continental ballistic missiles as a launch...

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我開除我女秘書的原因

7月 3, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Stuff Black People Don't Like - SBPDL: Welcome to the New Age: Breaking Down SNAP/EBT Card Usage by 我開除我女秘書的原因兩個禮拜之前，是我 45 歲的生日。 那天早上，我的心情還不錯。 我想說吃早餐的時候，我老婆一定會高興的跟我說「生日快樂！」 搞不好還會準備一個禮物送我呢！ 結果她不但沒有跟我說「生日快樂！」，就連"早安"也沒一句。 我想「算了，The Day the EBT Card Stops is a moment when places like Macon, Memphis, Rockford, and Akron experience tiny outbreaks of madness (much like the initial instances of a zombie outbreak, when hospitals are overwhelmed with strange ‘bites’ and the police are ...

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樂極生悲

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Welcome to the Anthropocene | The Economist這一天，殯儀館送來了三個人，說也奇怪，他們死後的笑容都是^_^殯儀館管理員很納悶的問警察杯杯說：為什麼他們死後的臉竟然會是^_^警察就說：這說來話長.你看左一那個人.他是跟她老婆在共度春宵時.在最激情的那一刻受不了掛了管理員就回答說：願他死後.做鬼也風流.那中間那一個是怎麼死的?警察：中間那一個喔.THE Earth is a big thing; if you divided it up evenly among its 7 billion inhabitants, they would get almost 1 trillion tonnes each. To think that the workings of so... ... The geology of the planet Welcome to the Anthropocene Humans have changed the way ...

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有沒有看過手榴彈

7月 3, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Welcome to King's Co., Ltd. ||||||||||有沒有看過手榴彈+上次我去我女朋友家幫忙採收茄子的時候. 回程就遇到一個開喜美的痞子明明路就她媽的寬. 偏偏要學人家騎機車的走路肩. 我就讓他按喇叭沿路五百公尺下來按了快一百多下. 最後他開到我旁邊跟我並行然後搖下車窗伸出一只牛皮紙袋對著我, 然後很囂張的操著一口台灣國語對我說\\\"猴小仔! 有看最好的電熱水器、電熱水器領導品牌與太陽能電熱水器，通通都在鑫司。鑫司本著數十年太陽能電熱水器與電熱水器的生產經驗，提供給消費者最高品質的商品。購買太陽能電熱水器、電熱水器、或瓦斯熱水器，請指名鑫司。...

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