who you are 歌詞

那工人是誰介紹的

10月 21, 2013

范姜慕秋

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Lyrics 某大公司老闆巡視倉庫時，發現一位工人坐在地上看漫畫。老闆最恨工人在工作時間偷懶，便生氣地問：“你一個月賺多少？”工人：“一千。”老闆立刻叫旁邊的職員給他一千塊，並大叫：“你給我滾！”事後，老闆便問職員：“那工人是誰Search through a massive collection of song lyrics! ... Lyricapsule: Fats Domino, the Riot Inciter; May 22, 1955 Notes from Mr. Sandman: R.A. the Rugged Man Lyricapsule: Neil Young Records ‘Ohio’ With CSNY; May 21, 1970...

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10月 21, 2013

范姜孤桃

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Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me lyrics - YouTube老婆喜歡吃零食、懷孕後老公不讓吃亂七八糟的了、於是偷偷吃。一天老婆出去買了一包棉花糖、薯片藏在櫥櫃上、上面還蓋了個塑料袋結果被老公發現了：“這是什麼？”沉默了10秒鐘……他無奈咆哮：“妳以為妳160不到的身高看不到的地方，我180就看不View my other crafts : http://www.etsy.com/shop/Spti Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me Lyrics HI! I use program ProShow Gold for my video.. http://www.photodex.com/products/pros... but now ...i find ProShow Producer ;) it's better!!! On the site can find...

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這是一般收費

10月 21, 2013

張碧文

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青蛙說了: 我不要

10月 21, 2013

陳新白

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THE FRAY - YOU FOUND ME LYRICS   有個男的那話兒有100公分長,他常為此煩惱.沒有一個醫生能治好他,後來有人跟他說,某某地方有一口井,井裡有隻母青蛙只要能讓青蛙說一次 我不要 ,那話兒就能縮短10公分,男人找到了井裡的青蛙,但是都沒辦法讓牠說 我不要 ,突然他靈機一動,對青蛙說:我愛妳!嫁給我吧! 青蛙說了: 我不要The Fray - You Found Me Lyrics. I found God on the corner of 1st and Amistad Where the West was all but won All alone, smoking his last cigarette I said,...

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【朋友家的萌孩子】

10月 21, 2013

黃友陽

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網路常見假照片（附上原始照）

10月 21, 2013

小安

kuso

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Who'll Stop The Rain - YouTube一切都是Photoshop害的!凶狠的無尾熊   實際上只是淋濕了...有點不耐煩而以...   2004年印尼大海嘯     事實上...這裡是智利...   自由女神與暴風雨   事實上...這根本不在曼哈頓...   &nbCreedence Clearwater Revival Who'll Stop The Rain Cosmo's Factory Lyrics: Long as I remember The rain been comin' down. Clouds of myst'ry pourin' Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Tried to find the sun; And I wonder, still I wonder, Who'...

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