why can't we be friends lyrics

四個信天主教的家庭婦女

4月 12, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

War - Why Can't We Be Friends Lyrics有四個信天主教的家庭婦女在一起聊天……太太ㄚ雪說：「我的兒子是Priest（神父），每當他走進大廳時， 人們叫他Father（父親）。」太太ㄚ藍不甘示弱：「哼！我兒子是Bishop（主教），每當他走進大廳時，人們叫他Your Grace（閣下）。」太太ㄚ文更不服的說：「我Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/war/why_cant_we_be_friends.html Explanations new To explain lyrics, select line or word and click "Explain". Meanings Share Link: Embed: Email Translate...

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鬧哄哄的班上

4月 12, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Smashmouth - Why Can't We Be Friends Lyrics老師如往常一樣，對著鬧哄哄的班上吼叫：『不～要～吵～啦！大家安靜一點好不好？』全班沒人理他……老師一氣之下，甩頭就走；準備到校長那告狀。當校長和老師兩人怒氣沖沖回到教室，正想開罵時，不料，竟發現班上同學安安靜靜地端坐著……『怎麼啦？！大家怎麼變Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/smashmouth/why_cant_we_be_friends.html Explanations new To explain lyrics, select line or word and click "Explain". Meanings Share Link: Embed: Email ......

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老婆的職業病

4月 12, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

War - Why Can't We Be Friends? Lyrics - Lyrics.com - your music community with the largest searchabl某天，三個男人在酒吧聊老婆的床上性事第一個男人抱怨道他老婆是空中小姐，所以每次都跟他要求要在上面，害他覺得很沒面子第二個男人抱怨道你還好吧，我老婆是幼稚園老師，所以每次在做的時候，總是對我說：「來！弟弟乖~弟弟乖歐~~」第三男人聽完後說你們都還好，我老婆是電梯小姐，每次當我快到高潮時總是會說：「來來War Why Can't We Be Friends? lyrics: [Chorus] Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends I seen ya around for a long long time I really remember you when you drank my wine...

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奸商奸商.....無奸不成商

4月 12, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Why Can't We Be Friends Lyrics - 影片搜尋三個工程系學生和三個商學系學生一起去搭火車， > 工程系的買了三張票，但商學系的卻只買一張。 > > > > > 一上火車後，三個商學系的就一起躲在廁所裡， > > 當檢票員查票時，他敲了廁所的門， > > 門開了一個小縫，一張票被遞出來， > > ...

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幫人寫情書

4月 12, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

War - Why Can't We Be Friends? Lyrics | SongMeanings學生時期，我有一個朋友拜託我幫他寫一封情書向喜歡的女生告白。「我相信你是超級寫情書高手，只要她有一點點喜歡我的念頭，看完你寫的情書後，一定會答應跟我在一起的。」他這麼拜託我，想必是聽了我不少傳言。「恩，事後的報酬要行情的三倍知道吧！」我撥了撥臉上並不存在的八字鬍，世故的回答他。文字，是一個證明，記錄We do not have any tags for Why Can't We Be Friends? lyrics. Why not add your own? Log in to add a tag More War Lyrics Spill The Wine Lyrics Low Rider Lyrics The Cisco Kid Lyrics All Day Music Lyrics So Lyrics facebook twitter google plus youtube ......

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那兒高就

4月 11, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

War - Why Can't We Be Friends? Lyrics | MetroLyrics小明應邀到小天做客，他邊吃飯邊問：「您大哥現那兒高就啊？」「開一家私人醫院！」「那二哥呢？」「開一家葬儀社！」「那麼老三呢？」「開一家肉鋪，今天這個肉就是他送來的！」小明聽了，連忙放下筷子 ☆◎＊♂※♀！Lyrics to 'Why Can't We Be Friends?' by War. Why can't we be friends? / Why can't we be friends? / Why can't we be friends? / Why can't we be friends? / I seen...

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