will not wont

我認識你的

4月 29, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

I Will Not Read Your Fucking Script | Village Voice甲：我是名人，大明星。乙：是的，先生您是大明星。甲：我上過報紙，你知道嗎？乙：我知道你上過報紙。甲：我住在一所特別的別墅裡，還有數不清的人侍候我。乙：是的。了解。甲：你怎麼什麼都知道？乙：郝斯先生，我是您的主治大夫，兩年前您患上了精神病，曾揚言要殺了市長，所以您是名人，也被登上了報紙。為了防止您對社We know you've been working very hard on your screenplay, but before you go looking for some professional feedback, you might keep in mind the following piece by A History of Violence screenwriter Josh Olson. I will not read your fucking script. That's si...

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兒子找工作

4月 29, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

State won't prosecute Trump's campaign manager - CNNPolitics.com兒子是學外貿的，父親要兒子搞外貿工作。 過年回來，父親問兒子：“是從事外貿工作嗎？ ”兒子說：“在外企，肯德基店當外賣的。 ”父親說：“你太沒出息了，馬上辭職吧！去找一個吃財政飯的。 ”過了三個月，兒子在當地警察陪伴下回來了， (CNN)Palm Beach County Florida State Attorney David Aronberg will not prosecute Donald Trump's campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, Aronberg announced Thursday...

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兒子滿世界找爹

4月 29, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Donald Trump Won't Condemn KKK, Says He 'Knows Nothing About White Supremacists' : The Two-Way : NPR剛才我買了罐辣醬，跟班長說：你看這是什麼？ 班長回答：老乾爹  我：哎，乖兒子 班長：…… 過一會，班長拿這辣醬去了隔壁寢室，問A君：這是什麼？  A君：不知道哇，這是啥啊？  班長：老乾爹啊~  A君：哎，乖兒子。  班"I'm pretty sure we're not interested in those kinds of votes," Trump Jr. said. Also on the Sunday show circuit, on NBC's Meet the Press, Trump declined to distance himself from a Benito Mussolini quote he had retweeted. Gawker has since posted to announc...

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想念是會呼吸的痛

4月 29, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Florida prosecutor won't pursue charges against Trump aide | Fox News女：“我們分手吧。。。。” 男：“我會很想念你的。。。” 女：“算了吧！想念是會呼吸的痛，我怕你承受不了。” 男：“那就讓我痛死吧！” 女：“好，那我滿A Florida prosecutor announced Thursday that his office will not pursue a misdemeanor battery charge against Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's campaign manager over allegations he grabbed the arm of a reporter. Palm Beach County State Attor...

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爆笑腦筋急轉彎集合

4月 29, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Trump says he won’t participate in GOP debate on Fox News - The Washington Post爆笑腦筋急轉彎集合 第一題：世界上最不痛苦的死法是什麼？答：安樂死。錯！是躲貓貓。第二題：中國當官要精通哪四種語言？答：英語、法語、俄語和日語。錯！假話、空話、大話和套話。第三題：一個統計學家，一個地理學家，一個長跑冠軍在沙漠裡迷了路，誰活下來的機率大，為什麼？答：長跑冠軍，因為跑得快。錯，是統計學MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa — Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump abruptly announced here Tuesday that he would not participate in Thursday’s scheduled debate, escalating his off-and-on feud with Fox News Channel and throwing the GOP campaign ......

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爺爺用過的牙籤

4月 29, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Why Donald Trump Won’t Fold: Polls and People Speak - The New York Times老爺爺在飯館吃飯後，他覺得牙齒縫裡塞進了肉絲，用手指伸進嘴巴掏。 他的孫子給他一根牙籤，他很快掏乾淨了肉絲，然後把牙籤還給孫子。 孫子說：“爺爺，把牙籤扔掉吧！” 爺爺說：“我只用了一頭簽，另一頭簽給你用吧！” 孫子說：“很髒的。&rdquMany say they support Mr. Trump because of his unusual statements, not in spite of them. Lisa Carey, 51, of Greenfield, N.H., immediately cited Mr. Trump’s outspokenness when asked why his support remains so high. “As inappropriate as some of his comments...

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