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世界最佳笑話精選

6月 17, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Windows PC software downloads and reviews from CNET Download.com各國人，不論中種族、膚色如何，都喜歡充滿詼諧與智慧的笑 話。據《俄羅斯報》報導，英國學者通過因特網對全球200多萬人進行長達一年的社會調查，選出了2002年的世界最佳笑話。好笑話的秘訣何在呢？笑話需要 有三種因素才會引人大笑：即要使人有某種優越感，要消除因憂慮引起的緊張情緒，其內容愚蠢得讓人吃驚。」Provides free downloads of safe, trusted, and secure Windows software. Download free Windows software and applications here. ... Founding keyboardist David Paich chats about Toto's co-headlining tour with Michael McDonald, 35 years of highs and lows, and ...

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上輩子殺錯人的結果....

6月 17, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Windows - Microsoft Windows我是個國中的國文老師 生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文 字醜就算了還會自己學倉頡創字 創字就算了還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子 每次都改到哭笑不得 這次出的作文題目是「美食與我」 我非常沾沾自喜 相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目 一定能讓他們The official website for the Microsoft Windows operating system. Explore Windows information, get downloads, and find the latest PCs for Windows. ... MacBook Air vs. Surface Pro 3 The power and speed of a laptop, detachable keyboard, and a ......

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【好笑】要殘廢的人

6月 17, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Media Players for Windows - Free downloads and reviews - CNET Download.com從前有一個人 在病房裡 病人得了重病 躺在病房裡都不能動 有一天他很無聊就按病房的緊急按鈕 就有一個護士來了 護士：怎麼了，怎麼了 那一個病人就說：我無聊沒事情按的 護士：你好無聊喔 病人：那你來陪我聊天 護士The most downloaded Media Players software, including Windows Media Player, GOM Audio, and Windows Media Player (Windows XP) ... The Digital Media Players directory consists of software programs designed to play various digital audio file formats. Many of...

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給媽打電話

6月 17, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Windows Server[校園] 給媽打電話 寢室剛裝上電話沒幾天，室友們就商議給對面的女生打電話，並決定由小王出馬。小王提起話筒，撥通了對面的電話：「喂，找哪位？」聲音是多麼的甜美，八成是靚妹，「我是，我。。。」正當小王回答時，一束耀眼的白光向我們照過來，原來是寢室管理員劉先生。「這麼晚了，還在做什麼？」小王慌張地邊放下Technical library and product documentation for Windows Server: Getting started with Windows Server, evaluate, plan, deploy, migrate, maintain, glossary and more in the TechNet library. ... Windows Server Windows Server is the platform for building an ......

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貴庚？年高？

6月 17, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Windows XP - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia從前，有一個人很怕老婆。有一天，他趁老婆不在家的時候偷吃了一盒年糕。晚上被老婆發現了，把他狠狠罵了一通，又罰跪三更才准許睡覺。第二天，他越想越想不通，不知自己的命為什麼這樣不好，便到街上找算命先生給自己算算命。算命先生問：「請問貴庚多少？」他趕忙回答：「沒有跪多久，只跪到三更。」算命先生道：「我不是Windows XP was released in two major editions on launch; Home Edition, and Professional. Both editions were made available at retail as pre-loaded software on new computers, and in boxed copies. Boxed copies were sold as "Upgrade" or "Full" licenses; the ...

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學妹，醫師要「O.P Site」

6月 17, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Windows 8 Professional Product Key Activation Code Giveaway| TechnoJourney學妹，醫師要「O.P Site」 這則笑話實在太爆笑了… 我們護士必須在醫院每個病房實習，開刀房，急診，無一能避免.一般開刀房的護士有兩種：A.刷手護士，就是和外科醫師一起站在手術台上的無菌護士。B.在房間其他地方走來走去的後勤支援的流動護士，如果開刀的時候，醫生有Get Genuine Windows 8 Professional Product Key Activation Serial Code Free here. No more fake activator or cracks required. Download Free Windows 8 Pro now. ... “Don’t know why in this country so much difference is made between men and women, whereas ......

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