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動物園

4月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Google | Windows Phone Apps+Games Store (United States)有一天~ 一對夫妻到動物園 他們看到一個地方人很多走過去發現大家都在看『狒狒』 老婆大聲的說:真奇怪 怎麼越醜的動物越多人看 老公說: 噓~ 小聲一點大家都在看你Search faster and easier with the Google Search app for Windows Phone. With Google Search, you can talk to Google and understand the world’s people, places and things. ... Windows Phone Store purchases may be subject to international transaction fees ......

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愛講電話

4月 17, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Apps for Windows - Microsoft Windows男人有位老婆實在很喜歡講電話不論是對方打來還是自己打趣 每次都要扯上三個小時才肯罷休男人也經常為昂貴的電話費以及吵雜的聊天聲困擾 有一天 老婆又一如往常地接起正響著的電話 男人心想 這下可好了 又得吵上半天了 男人便仔細的盯著自己的手表 想要知道這次花多久時間才能安寧 男人因為太專注的盯著表 完全沒Discover popular apps for Windows 8 and Windows 8.1, Halo Spartan Assault, Facebook, Twitter, ESPN, Netflix, Flipboard, Mint, Urbanspoon, Skype and more. ... More apps are available in the Windows Store. You need Windows 8 or Windows 8.1 to use the ......

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喝醉了

4月 17, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

GetJar | Mobile - The Worlds Biggest Open App Store        有個傢伙喝個爛醉後開車回家，途中被一台警車攔下警察要測他酒精，他卻吐了警察一身。 隨後路旁發生了車禍，這個警察就跑去處理，要他乖乖站在原地。 他想：「我幹嘛要聽你的。」就開車回去了 第二天中午，那個警察跑過來找他說：「先生，昨天你酒醉駕駛。」 GetJar is the biggest open appstore in the world, currently listing 854064+ apps with more than 3M downloads per day. ... Getjar currently listing 854064+ apps with more than 3M ......

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眼睛受傷了

4月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

WhatsApp | Windows Phone Apps+Games Store (United States)有一天，小花遇到小明，發現小明2隻眼睛受傷了，小花問小明原因，小明說:「我在路上看到一個女生的裙子飛起來，就幫她拉下，結果被打。」小花問:「那另外一隻眼睛呢?」小明說:「我以為她不喜歡，所以我又幫她拉起來，結果被揍另一拳。」小花:「......」。WhatsApp Messenger is a smartphone messenger available for Windows Phone and other smartphones. WhatsApp uses your 3G/EDGE or Wi-Fi (when available) to message with ... Windows Phone Store purchases may be subject to international transaction ......

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噴火龍和水劍龜

4月 17, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

App Store (iOS) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia噴火龍和水劍龜再決鬥，噴火龍用噴射火焰水劍龜用水槍 請問碰撞一起會變甚麼?答案就是 水蒸氣The App Store is a digital distribution platform for mobile apps on iOS, developed and maintained by Apple Inc. The service allows users to browse and download applications that are developed with Apple's iOS SDK. The apps can be downloaded directly to an...

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外國人買電影票

4月 17, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

App store - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個外國人在買電影票時排在一個國中生後面， 售票小姐因為不會說英文， 就請站在前面的國中生告訴後面的外國人說： 「現在只剩站票, 看他要不要買。」 國中生就對外國人說， 「No seat, you see no see? if see, stand see.」 （沒位子了，你看不看？如果要看，站著看An app store (or app marketplace) is a type of digital distribution platform for mobile apps. Apps provide a specific set of functions which, by definition, do not include the running of the computer itself. Apps are designed to run on specific devices, a...

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