wise up歌詞

化解尷尬的媒婆

4月 30, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Wise Up Lyrics — Aimee Mann | from Magnolia從前有個媒婆非常的厲害，作媒很多成功，今天她就作了一對帥哥美女，大家講得差不多的時候，已經要講到聘金的時候，就在這時候．．那個女的就放了兩個屁．．噗．．噗．．，大家都非常的尷尬，媒人婆接著就說：「一屁．．二屁．．『雙雙對對』（台語）！」大家都非常的高興，因為化解了這個尷尬！接下來，講到什麼時候結婚，LYRICS to Wise Up by Aimee Mann from Magnolia Soundtrack. It's not What you thought When you first began it You got What you want Now you can hardly stand it though, By now you know It's not going to stop It's not going...

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傳宗接代

4月 30, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Aimee Mann - Wise up (It's not going to stop) w/ lyrics in description - YouTube丈夫:「奇怪,現在怎麼那麼多女孩想當未婚媽媽?」  老婆:「為了傳宗接代啊!」 丈夫:「傳宗接代?那她為何不結婚?」  老婆:「結婚是替別人傳宗接代;不結婚是替自己傳宗接代!」 酒鬼丈夫在外面喝醉了酒，很晚才回到家。他又忘記帶鑰匙了，於是只好敲門。妻子開門出來，由於天黑Another song I love with a bunch of pictures. I hope you like it. Lyrics: It's not what you thought When you first began it. You got, what you want You can hardly stand it though By now you know It's not going to stop It's not going to stop It's not going...

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公 車 記

4月 30, 2013

何新冬

kuso

AIMEE MANN LYRICS - Wise Up - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z公 車 記 有一位小姐要坐公車到天母，可是她不知道要坐到那一站下車， 於是她問司機先生：「資機先生頂問疑下，顛母代哪裡下車？」 司機先生不理她，繼續開車， 她又問：「資機先生頂問一下，顛母在代哪裡下車？」 司機先生還是不理她，旁邊有一位年青人，看不下Lyrics to "Wise Up" song by AIMEE MANN: It's not what you thought When you first began it You got what you want Now you can hardly stand it,......

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魔術師的手提箱

4月 30, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Bold - Wise Up (with lyrics) - YouTube魔術師的手提箱 某日，一個落魄的魔術師搭火車，因為沒有座位，於是對一位小孩說： 「小朋友，叔叔變魔術給你看，你讓位給叔叔好嗎？」，小孩說好。 魔術師便把他的手提箱往窗外丟，然後又變回來。 小孩很高興便把位子讓給他；魔術師坐下後便開始打瞌睡。 過了不久Album: Speak Out ..... Lyrics: People doing wrong right in my face That's not for me because I have my place Life is so short why spend it being a fool The games you play are just not cool It's time to WISE UP You must WISE UP Two wrongs do not make a rig...

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幽默一下

4月 30, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

JAMES BLUNT LYRICS - Wise Men - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z(1) 訓狗 一位雍容華貴的太太正在挑選水果, 她的小狗趁她不注意, 用舌頭逐個舔著貨架上的蘋果。 店主很不高興, 但還是禮貌地請這位太太注意她的狗。 她立即嚴厲地對小狗喊道, 不準再舔!這些蘋果還未洗過, 髒髒! (2) 一眼看中 女子對媒人說：你Lyrics to "Wise Men" song by JAMES BLUNT: She said to me, "Go steady on me. Won't you tell me what the Wise Men said? When they came down from......

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求愛宣言

4月 30, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

The Wise Man Built His House Upon the Rock song and lyrics from KIDiddles1.機械系資優男生的求愛宣言:我身上這根過度浪漫的螺釘, 只有妳這顆精密完美的螺帽才能將我緊緊栓牢, 除了妳以外, 其他的不是太大就是太小。2.電子系才子才女的浪漫之夜:男: (臉紅紅)我是Ｐ極妳是Ｎ極, 我們永不分離, 組成最好的二極體。女: (羞答答)我要替你生一鍋愛的ＮＰＮ電晶體.....3.The wise man built his house upon the rock, The wise man built his house upon the rock, The wise man built his house upon the rock, And the rains came tumbling down! The rains came down and the floods came up, The rains came down and the floods came up,...

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