wish you were here 歌詞

爆笑文章：買胸罩

8月 1, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - YouTube上週四感冒了，在家休息。上午打了一針屁股好疼，吃完午飯正在看電視，老婆來電話讓我去給她買胸罩（也就是bra）。  當時我腦袋裡一片空白，天啊！怎麼買啊！但是一向無敵的我怎能說不敢去買，反正不是週末路上人不多，我就去看看，附近有個大蔬果超市，肯定有，問完尺寸出發。  到了超市二層找Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here (1975) So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Blue skys from pain. Can you tell a green field From a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade Your heros for ghos...

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最惡毒的笑話

8月 1, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - YouTube一位媽媽搭計程車要去接國中的女兒。    母女兩人經過某路段，只見一個個打扮妖艷的阻街女郎    開始站在路旁「做生意」。    正值青春期的女兒好奇的問：    「媽媽，那些女人站在路旁幹什麼？」  &nbsTHANKS FOR 38 MILLIONS VIEWS! To download the song in high quality (flac format): http://adf.ly/1FOMPM This song is dedicated to Chelsea G, an old friend of mine, she showed me this song. I always wished she was here, but hey! you can't have everything yo...

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教師節的禮物

8月 1, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Be Careful What You Wish For - TV Tropes教師節到了，布朗老師收到了好多孩子們送他的禮物。首先是一個開糖果店老板的兒子送他的禮物，只見他拿著禮物盒搖了搖。“我猜這一定是一盒糖果。”“噢，你怎麼知道的，老師？”“這是秘密！”老師笑著回答。接著送他禮物的是一個開花店老板的女In "The Twelve Wild Ducks", a queen says, "If I only had a daughter as white as snow and as red as blood, I shouldn't care what became of all my sons." A troll witch hears and takes her sons. In "The Seven Ravens", the father wishes his sons were ravens f...

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小女孩call in點歌.................

8月 1, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Wish You Were Here 歌詞 - 影片搜尋小女孩call in點歌.................小女孩：我可以點歌嗎？播音員：可以呀！妳想點給誰聽？小女孩：我想點給我媽媽聽播音員：好乖！妳幾歲？小女孩：我十歲播音員：十歲？！才國小三年及是吧？妳該不會是點童謠吧？小女孩：我點給媽媽聽的，不是童謠啦！播音員：那為什麼會想點給媽媽聽？小女孩：...

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校外教學-你採到什麼水果呢？

8月 1, 2013

林若綠

kuso

We Are Change | Be the Change You Wish to See in the World.為了體驗大自然，老師帶著一群小朋友到山上採水果，他宣布說：「小朋友，採完水果後，我們集合統一一起洗，洗完後可以一起吃。」話一說完，所有的小朋友都紛紛跑去採水果了。集合時間一到，所有小朋友都回來集合了，並一起圍著大水池對自己採到的水果用力地給他洗了起來。老師：「小巴啊，你採到什麼？」小巴：「我在洗蘋果Founded by Luke Rudkowski, We Are Change is a nonpartisan, independent media organization comprised of individuals and groups working together. ... First Hologram Protest in History Held Against Spain’s... First Hologram Protest in History Held Against Sp...

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聰明的小明

8月 1, 2013

張易旋

kuso

CREEP LYRICS - RADIOHEAD小娟是個醫護人員，人長得很漂亮，同學小明老是在追她。時間一長，小娟終於被小明的一片真心感動，倆人開始拍拖了。這天，小娟應邀來到小明家中做客，小明激動得不得了，買了不少好東東招待小娟。飯後，兩人愉快交談，小明還幫小娟削起了蘋果。誰知一不小心，小明一刀削在了自己手指上，在手指上削出了個口子，流血了。在得When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful whirl I wish I was special You're so very special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I...

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