woolworths mobile

救災囧事

4月 18, 2013

彭香珍

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IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM WOOLWORTHS MOBILE!在下就是從十軍團某機步旅退伍的(十軍團很像也只有一個機步旅)去年也很幸運的 參加了救災第一天地點是台中某駐地附近的學校隔天是南投的雞舍晚上就是睡在別人的辦公室~桌上地上都可以睡雞舍那幾天真的超噁心到處都是死雞 死雞！死雞！而且太陽超大！雞腐爛的很快非常臭很多弟兄都吐了晚上累了就睡洗澡沒得洗救災了三天IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM WOOLWORTHS MOBILE! From the 24th of March Woolworths mobile prepaid service customers will be moving to the Optus brand. Your SIM and Mobile number will stay the same although you will need to start purchasing Optus ......

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有關國父的公務員笑話

4月 18, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Woolworths Prepaid | Woolworth Mobile | Woolworths Prepaid Mobile有關國父的公務員笑話 背景～中華民國政府播遷台灣之後～有一次有個公務員辦一個案子公務員上面有上級長官長官對那個公務員說：『這個案子，是國父的姪孫子拿來的，你就處理一下。』那個公務員就回答說～他姪孫子算什麼？一切按照法律程序來（後面接了一句：如果是國父親自來，我比較怕）Woolworths Prepaid offers both a $29 & $49 Cap with a great call allowance and 5GB of data with 45 days credit. Woolworths Prepaid uses the Optus network. ... Prepaid Mobile Review – Woolworths Prepaid (May 2013) In 2011 Woolworths resuscitated their ......

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飆車族

4月 18, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Woolworths.co.uk - Official Site那天在台北橋要往三重新莊的橋下那邊在路邊吃自助餐看到五、六台改裝機車 （尤其快到三重 好多改裝的小混混）那些機車青少年 染髮 嚼檳榔 還有穿無袖上衣 露出手臂的刺青圍著一個歐巴桑 但是路上很吵都是車子 聽不清楚他們說什麼用眼睛看到的是 五、六個青少年圍著一個騎菜籃機車的歐巴桑五、六個人很生氣的比手畫Sells toys, entertainment, clothing and party goods for children....

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白箱裡的秘密

4月 18, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Where to buy a Woolworths Mobile Sim?!? - Optus / Virgin - Mobile carriers男孩和女孩終於結婚了，好久賓客們才走。兩人在床上聊了好久，熄燈前，男孩一本正經的說：我可以答應你任何事，但你也必須答應我一件事。女孩柔聲道：你先說來聽聽。男孩欲言又止。過了一會兒，男的說：你什麼都可以碰，但床下的小白箱你要發誓永遠都不許打開。女孩心中一緊，難道他有什麼瞞著我？不對啊，他工資卡，銀行卡I made a comment on the Woolworths website asking about the prepaid sim cards. Left my mobile and email to contact me on. Someone from Woolies contacted me, today and they sent out a sim card today. Obviously haven't received it just yet but from a servic...

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為人民服務

4月 18, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Woolworths Mobile Service - Part 2 - Optus / Virgin - Mobile carriers為人民服務 為人民服務的越來越少了，為人民幣服務的越來越多了； 挽著奶奶過馬路的越來越少了，挽著二奶過馬路的越來越多了； 日記裏寫幫過幾次忙的越來越少了，日記裏寫上過幾次床的越來越多了！ 以前是紅米飯南瓜湯，老婆一個，孩子一幫。現如今是白米飯王八湯，孩子一個，Continues from: /forum-replies.cfm?t=1746883&p=-1#bottom ... T!T@N writes... You get 10% bonus credit ($3/$5) if you buy the voucher at Woolworths or Big W, so it works out more or less the same....

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囂張的德州佬

4月 18, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Woolworths Mobile customers to switch to Optus | ZDNet有一位德州佬到澳洲農場玩，農場主人很自豪的帶他參觀麥田，德州佬囂張的說『我們德州最小的麥田都比你的大四倍！』農場主人又帶他看牛群，德州老又很囂張的說『我們德州的羊還比你們的牛大一倍！』這時有一群袋鼠經過，德州佬看的眼球都快要掉出來，口中無語。這時農夫很囂張的說『你們德州沒有這樣大的草蜢吧？』有一個小Woolworths Mobile customers will keep their existing recharge services for an additional AU$1 per month, as Optus takes over management of the service from Woolworths. In late September 2013, Optus announced that it would cut ties with Woolworths Mobile f...

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