wouldn't it be nice

TYWKIWDBI ("Tai-Wiki-Widbee")一夜之間,“QQ農場”裏的事情讓很多人牽腸挂肚,樂此不疲。如果農場由名人們來管理,會出現何種情況呢? 拿破侖:不想開通農場的人,不是好網友。 孔子在“QQ農場培訓班”上教導學生,曰:三網友,必有農場主,擇其熟者而偷之。 樂善好施的但丁說:種自己的菜,讓Photographed in Marquette County, Wisconsin, on a "century farm" (owned by the same family for 100 years) where in the summer of 2013 I enjoyed a delightful lunch in the shade of old trees in the front yard. The current occupants have decorated their barn...

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Cox and Archer: Why $16 Trillion Only Hints at the True U.S. Debt - WSJ有一天,精神病院的院長召集了所有的精神病院來, 他跟他們說: 為總統要來,你們只要看到我ㄧ打噴嚏就開始拍手,知道嗎? 等總統走了之後,你們每個人就能吃到1個包子唷! 於是,當天晚上這群人都被訓練到會院長的暗號隔天, 總統來到了這間精神病院, 所有病人we wouldn't be in debt if they stop giving our tax money to WIC, Welfare, Section, criminals or jail system. GET A JOB, STOP OPENING UR LEGS, STOP making babies you can't afford... MALE or FEMALE. (demand DRUG TEST)This individuals get to claim ......

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Fairytale of New York: the story behind the Pogues' classic Christmas anthem | Music | The Guardian一個酷熱的夏日,一中年男子出差,因天晚住進一個小旅店,正要就寢突然電話響起對不起我是櫃台「我們旅店有特殊服務你需要嗎?」 「不了謝謝!」男子回答 男子放下電話輾轉反側,難以入睡 於是抓起電話:「櫃台,給我來一個特殊服務。」 不一會一年輕女郎進來,男子問一夜多少But Fairytale of New York, from the same session, doesn't sound like an embryonic classic. The melody limps, the lyrics stumble and the action begins in Ireland: "It was a wild Christmas Eve on the West coast of Clare," sings Cait O'Riordan. "I looked 'cr...

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It's Nice That : Home有一天...小明家裡面宴客...來了許多的客人... 小明的媽媽準備了一隻烤乳豬,準備招待大家...... 小明的媽媽突然想到有點事情要辦,於是交代小明... 「小明啊,10分鐘之後把烤乳豬從烤箱裡拿出來放到桌上啊!」 小明答應了...媽媽也就出門辦事去了..Ideas, originality, imagination and creativity in any context....

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RPGamer - Official Site有一位穿著簡陋的老太太去超級市場買了三罐貓罐頭, 正拿去結帳時, 結帳小姐說: 「老太太,妳必需把貓抱來,確定妳有養貓, 我才可以賣給妳,有些窮老人是會吃貓罐頭的!」 老太太沒辦法,就把貓抱來給結帳小姐看。 隔天,老太太又去超級市場買了三罐狗罐頭,正拿去結帳時Its size alone makes RPGamer the chief contender in the RPG information sector....

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Recruits' Ineligibility Tests the Military - WSJ母親帶四歲的兒子到美容院理髮○理髮小姐問:要理什麼樣的髮型呢?兒子立刻回答:就像我爸爸一樣,頭頂上有一圈光光的○ 有兩個吸血鬼餓得發慌,約瑟夫說:唉,好久沒有新鮮的血可以吸了,愛德華說:對呀,經濟不景氣,我現在都只能到女廁找個茶包來泡泡囉!病人:醫生,我得了怪病,吃什麼拉什麼,吃西瓜拉西瓜Nearly three-quarters of American youth wouldn't qualify for military service if they wanted to serve, creating challenges to building the next generation of soldiers. ... A few weeks ago, Brittany Crippen said she tried to enlist in the Army, only to lea...

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