yacht

提醒別人一些尷尬的事情

6月 10, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Yacht - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一位教授在上倫理課,他告訴同學們如何提醒別人一些尷尬的事情比如說如果你們看見女孩子屁股上有草屑,你們應該委婉地說:姑娘,你的肩上有草屑,這樣女孩子往肩部看時,然后向下看就會看見了這時一個女學生舉手站了起來,說:教授,你領帶的拉鏈開了!一劇場裏，演出正在進行。 一位觀眾站起來沿著一排座位走進了廁所。A yacht /ˈjɒt/ is a recreational boat or ship. The term originated from the Dutch Jacht meaning "hunt".[note 1] It was originally defined as a light fast sailing vessel used by the Dutch navy to pursue pirates and other transgressors around and into the s...

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心急的太太，她想要移除電腦程式

6月 10, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Boats for Sale - New and Used Boats and Yachts - YachtWorld.com致?科技高手及各大電腦公司：您好，去年我把「男友5.0 版」升級到「老公 1.0 版」之後，發現系統的整體效能變差了，尤其是「送花」及「送珠寶」功能，這兩個功能，本來在「男友5.0 」軟體裡一點問題也沒有。此外，「老公1.0 」也把原來好用的軟體殺掉了，例如「羅曼蒂克 9.5」及「關懷 6.5 」，World's largest selection of brokerage boats for sale by professional yacht brokers with new, used, sailing, power and super yachts for sale. ... YachtWorld.com contains the largest photo and video database of new and used power and sail boats for sale an...

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7 個人，6 個王八蛋

6月 10, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Yacht Island Design | Themed Yacht Creators | Luxury Super Yacht Designers7 個人，6 個王八蛋到外地出差，當地的同事熱情好客，當晚便在一特色酒店的包間設宴接風。 幾個人落座後便不停的聊天，一個人在點菜。點好了，徵求大夥兒意見：「菜點好了，有沒有要加的？」這種情況，我們在北京一般是讓小姐把點過的菜名兒報一遍。於是一位北京的哥們兒說：「小姐，報報。」小姐看了他一眼Introducing the new concept in luxury yachting: The Yacht Island....

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只說實話的堂弟

6月 10, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Octopus (yacht) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia只說實話的堂弟我們家算是個大家庭 奶奶生了六七個今天要講的就是我二叔的孩子 嗯 給他個代號叫小白好了他從小活潑動人 腦子聰明沒出生前給人算過命 說是天生將才遇到誰都甜甜的叫姐姐 哥哥可是直到他說出那句話後 我才知道他是那種"將才"1.叔叔原來是"哥哥"有次我們堂兄弟姐妹玩在一起時大家興起逗起他來 要Octopus is a 414 foot (126 m) megayacht owned by Paul Allen, of Microsoft. Bought in 2003, for a price of $200 million, she was believed to be the biggest such yacht at the time of her construction. She is currently the world's 15th largest superyacht, th...

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好笑的酒桶

6月 11, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Luxury yacht charter - motor yacht boat vacations and crewed sailing yachts in the Mediterranean, Ca某人耶誕節前夕買了一大桶好酒放在戶外。第二天他發現少了四分之一，便在酒桶上貼了 「不許偷酒」 四個字。第三天，酒又少了四分之一，他非常生氣又貼了 「偷酒者殺無赦」 六個字。第四天，酒還是被偷，只剩下了四分之一，他的肺都快氣炸了！他的一個朋友知道了此事，就對他說：「笨蛋！ 你不會在酒桶上貼上 『尿桶』Luxury yacht agency with headquarters in the United Kingdom and New Zealand offering worldwide crewed sailing and motor yachts for charter and sale. CYBA and MYBA members....

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標題 [趣事]學生真有創意

6月 11, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

YACHTS FOR SALE - Welcome to YATCO - The Official Search Engine of the Yachting我在國中教書今天上課分小隊這學期我規定每隊隊名裡面一定要有"動物"然後要在五個字以內之所以有字數的限制是因為之前有小隊取個史上無敵超霹靂麻辣旋風海綿寶寶他哥海綿體寶寶小隊 之類的隊名儘管很長很酷 但我還是很無情的簡稱他們是史上小隊讓他們一直該 為了避免這種困擾 所以才有字數限制創意就是在有限資源裡發Search, browse, sell and buy thousands of new and used yachts, sailboats and boats for sale. Including sport fisherman's, cruisers, mega yachts, catamarans, houseboats, trawlers and motor boats from best qualified yacht brokers. Provides latest reviews of...

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