you complete me joker

因為薯泥沙拉沒有了，姐姐竟然說可以讓我吃掉她當做補償 XDD

3月 10, 2016

張憶曼

kuso

Behind The Voice Actors - Voice Of Joker   早餐店姊姊有點猛哦....   -------------- Dcard原文 我的首po就獻給早餐店姊姊了就在剛剛我去早午餐店買午餐姊姊：剛剛點美式套餐的是哪位？我：我我我（舉手姊姊：不好意思欸，我們薯泥沙拉沒有了，可以 隨便讓你換一個我：（想了很久我：那我要裡面最貴的姊姊Image and sounds of the voice over actor(s) who play the voice of Joker ... Why? "I love everything about the joker, his crazy side, his tragic side, the chaos yet humorous side of his. He makes you wanna laugh with him....

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老婆被老公嗆收聘金還不顧婆婆，網友舉例打臉：白癡才會叫老婆照顧婆婆！

3月 10, 2016

連冷文

kuso

Adult The Joker Complete Costume | Jokers Masquerade    圖翻攝自ptt01 下同 事情要從匿名粉絲頁《靠北老婆》說起，一名網友抱怨老婆不願意照顧生病的婆婆，直呼聘金是自己媽媽付的，有什麼道裡不照顧？並抱怨一個月花五六萬看護太貴。而PTT一名網友看了後寫文反嗆「白癡才叫老婆照顧婆婆！」，網友紛紛直呼太中肯了！來看看他怎麼說： /Our Adult The Joker Complete Costume is based on the outfit worn in hugely successful Batman - The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger won an Oscar for his portrayal of this ultimate film baddy with his smudged makeup and messy black/green hair. This Batman themed ...

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小時候被男同學辱罵「操你媽」，媽媽知道後，竟然要我隔天用「更厲害的話」罵回去...

3月 10, 2016

王映夏

kuso

You CAN play as the Joker on PC! - Steam Users' Forums   有這種媽媽我也是醉了ＸＤ -------------------------------------   原po 有一次午餐跟同學在聊國小時發生的趣事以下是分享的內容我：好像是國小二年級還是三年級的時候我被班上男生罵操你媽然後回家我就問媽媽:『什麼是操你媽 ?』正在洗澡的媽You CAN play as the Joker on PC! Batman: Arkham Asylum ... Well, tried it, it actually works! Note: to access the DLC challenges you'll need internet access and a GFWL online account. But Joker DLC works on built-in challenge maps even using GFWL offline ...

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第一次去閃光家吃飯，他爸爸問完我背景后，竟然對我說這些話...

3月 10, 2016

黃懷雙

男女話題

The Dark Knight (2008) - Quotes - IMDb 好可愛的故事～～～～外公ＯＰ！！ ------------------------------- Dcard原文 閃爸vs閃外公前幾天閃光帶我到她家這是我第一次去見她的家人在吃飯過程中 感覺閃光媽很滿意我不過閃光爸倒是低頭一直扒著飯吃完飯後閃光跟閃媽在廚房切水果剩下我和閃爸還有閃媽的爸爸(就是閃光Batman: Then why do you want to kill me? The Joker: [giggling] I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me. Batman: You're garbage who kills for money. The J...

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有位網友在板上靠北一個不負責任的老婆，可是看完後，大家眼眶都濕了...

3月 10, 2016

蔡若藍

男女話題

Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Quotes - IMDb 酒駕真的要不得…！！！真是讓人哭慘了....爸爸要加油！ ----------------- ‪#‎靠北老婆5886‬ 我要靠北我老婆，我老婆是一個很不負責任的妻子！妳丟下了我和孩子，自己走了！妳丟下了孩子叫妳媽媽的權利！妳丟下了那麼疼你愛你的丈夫！妳丟下了年邁的爸媽為妳哭泣Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime! Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you? Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'...

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結婚後老婆越來越冷淡，甚至擁抱她也完全沒有反應...

3月 10, 2016

彭香珍

男女話題

The Joker / Self Demonstrating - TV Tropes ------------ ‪#‎靠北老婆5975‬ 我要奉獻我的第一次，文很長 我和老婆是閃婚，跟很多人一樣，我們有了小生命，所以決定攜手一生。剛開始我們就像是熱戀的情侶，到處遊玩，各種甜蜜，為了逗妳開心，我花再多的錢都無所謂。 但時間一長，我發現好多問題的存在。 老婆是很保守保守的人，對A page for describing SelfDemonstrating: Joker. Well! Finally got my own page, did I? 'bout time! I was created in The Forties, for Pete's sake! I've been … ... Breaking the Fourth Wall: If you're only just figuring it out... well, let's just say you're n...

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